tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-175062072024-03-06T23:42:28.832-08:00social narcolepsybibo ergo sumjay-cawkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11206057000214175994noreply@blogger.comBlogger332125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17506207.post-41531006788613684652010-08-16T10:50:00.000-07:002010-08-16T10:54:01.945-07:00matrimony-over the last several weeks i have been in the midst of being by my best friends side with her wedding. this weekend was the weekend and i could not be more honored to have been apart of it as her man of honor. i am saddened that in the midst of the craziness and being the brides crutch of sanity i neglected to have my camera but i am sure through the next few days pics will become available such as this one... and yes i did catch the garter.<br /><img style="width: 463px; height: 348px;" src="http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/08-10%20misc/wedding1.jpg" alt="Photobucket" border="0" />jay-cawkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11206057000214175994noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17506207.post-69303249844751385702010-07-31T06:59:00.000-07:002010-07-31T07:07:44.212-07:00skwirl in effect-sometimes you are reminded that it does not matter and to let it go VANNA style<br /><img style="width: 325px; height: 434px;" src="http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/07-10%20misc/30jul10033.jpg" alt="Photobucket" border="0" /><br /><br />and ya<br /><img style="width: 427px; height: 320px;" src="http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/07-10%20misc/30jul10042.jpg" alt="Photobucket" border="0" /><br /><br />and then you eat chips<br /><img style="width: 439px; height: 329px;" src="http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/07-10%20misc/30jul10047.jpg" alt="Photobucket" border="0" />jay-cawkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11206057000214175994noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17506207.post-66506950765752010272010-07-26T11:34:00.000-07:002010-07-26T11:39:36.887-07:00monsewer bacon le chat-this is bacon. he is my new roommate along with mykael.<br /><img style="width: 410px; height: 307px;" src="http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/07-10%20misc/miscjuly10001.jpg" alt="Photobucket" border="0" /><br /><br />he is clearly adapting to the turtle situation within the new apartment. (like he has a choice)<br /><img style="width: 431px; height: 323px;" src="http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/07-10%20misc/miscjuly10009.jpg" alt="Photobucket" border="0" /><br /><br />we moved tango over and so far bacon has only shown a voyeuristic interest in the live turtle. i also do not think he is nimble enough or cares enough to try and get up to the tank and sniff him out like a normal cat would. plus i think tango would kick his ass.jay-cawkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11206057000214175994noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17506207.post-72717023805905459452010-07-25T09:17:00.001-07:002010-07-25T09:35:46.742-07:00found-i was cleaning out my old storage unit and once i got past the odd, moist and moldy box that had something decomposing in it, other than 4 years of past times, i came across one of my old old sketch books that i have been searching for for quite some time. the contents within are some of the pages below which i scanned ages ago and thought for awhile that those scans would be the only evidence the sketchbook existed. needless to say i was excited to find this.<br /><img style="width: 530px; height: 365px;" src="http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/drawpaint/queer.jpg" alt="Photobucket" border="0"><br /><img style="width: 528px; height: 728px;" src="http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/drawpaint/drum.jpg" alt="Photobucket" border="0"><br /><img style="width: 527px; height: 372px;" src="http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/drawpaint/doasi.jpg" alt="Photobucket" border="0">jay-cawkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11206057000214175994noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17506207.post-79681663119408394722010-07-25T08:44:00.000-07:002010-07-25T09:01:36.047-07:00bean there nug that<img style="width: 416px; height: 312px;" src="http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/drawpaint/IMG_0355.jpg" alt="Photobucket" border="0" />jay-cawkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11206057000214175994noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17506207.post-24039012154722227532009-11-12T22:32:00.001-08:002010-07-25T09:09:31.178-07:00and from the distance, a thunderous yawn...i have been awfully tired. i will eventually wake up......<br /><a href="http://s10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/drawpaint/?action=view&current=0051.jpg" target="_blank"><img style="width: 317px; height: 237px;" src="http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/drawpaint/0051.jpg" alt="Photobucket" border="0" /></a>jay-cawkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11206057000214175994noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17506207.post-59012664146342475162009-08-23T20:18:00.000-07:002010-07-25T09:28:24.439-07:00better lake than never-so it is official that the parental folks are moving up to williams lake. it is a range of emotions like on a selfish level i am sad that i will not have my mom and dad at arms length any more so if i needed that safe haven to go visit them i could but now if i want to do something like that it would require a flight or 5 hours of driving or who will i call if i am drunk and fall asleep on the skytrain and stranded in new west at 2am but on the flip side of things i am super stoked and really happy for them because a future of retirement and happiness is more foreseeable up there than what it is in surrey and as dad said 'i would rather spend the last of my years up there than here' so when he said that it hit home and made total and complete sense but anyway so they are planning for the move at the end of september and then last week was a bit rough because when they heard they can get the jobs they were wanting up there they put the house up for sale on monday and by monday at 10pm it was sold and i was sad because that is the house that i grew up in all my life and i never thought i would ever see my parents move from there so that was that and tears were shed but i am okay it is natural i am thinking and then on wednesday they had to put chica the family dog down because it was her time she should have been dead in december last year but with the wonders of doggie steroids she stayed around alot longer than what she was supposed to so more tears were shed on wednesday it was rough but again i am okay because i would rather chica pass on now here and be put down by a vet who loved her as much as my parents rather than some stranger up in YWL that is the airport code for williams lake which i guess i need to know for future reference and then this weekend i went in to help with the packing duties and HOLY SHIT nostalgic road or what going through a bunch of stuff that i had left there when i moved out over 8 years ago craziness and i think kael has a new view on me especially looking at my grad photo with the HAIR i would post a picture but that is okay i will pass so the next little bit is going to be a stressful to ensure their move goes well and i hope they get the house they are eyeing up there and next week is my birthday. 29 if you are wondering. i know.<br /><br />-kael already gave me my birthday gifts which included tickets to a dan mangan concert on the 28th and also wii sport resort and super mario galaxy for the wii so awesome which is also another reason i have not typed in a bit because i have been golfing and frisbeeing and archering and power cruising and no that is not super fast checking out and hitting on guys that has something to do with jet skis or something but i am super excited for <a href="http://www.danmanganmusic.com/">dan mangan</a> ... mind you i was wanting his new cd when it came out on the 11th but hmv did not have it and added me to a list so if it came in they would call me but no phone call yet and how am i supposed to be that crazy fan singing all his new songs at the concert if i do not have his cd so i am going on a hunt starting tomorrow to get that shit.<br /><br />-i have started taking advantage of the company costco card and i have fallen in love with mini bagels because they are the most amazing snack/meal/breakfast/lunch/dinner whatever and the best friend for mini bagels is bacon bit cream cheese omg i will be a not so mini bagel at any rate but i am okay with that.<br /><br />-due to popularity of fat angels i have drawn a few sketches of possible future paintings ...<br /><a href="http://s10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/drawpaint/?action=view&current=IMG_1448.jpg" target="_blank"><img style="width: 385px; height: 288px;" src="http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/drawpaint/IMG_1448.jpg" alt="Photobucket" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">stay!@#<br /><a href="http://s10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/drawpaint/?action=view&current=IMG_1447.jpg" target="_blank"><img style="width: 382px; height: 286px;" src="http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/drawpaint/IMG_1447.jpg" alt="Photobucket" border="0" /></a><br />everybody hurts...<br /><a href="http://s10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/drawpaint/?action=view&current=IMG_1444.jpg" target="_blank"><img style="width: 375px; height: 500px;" src="http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/drawpaint/IMG_1444.jpg" alt="Photobucket" border="0" /></a><br />intent on blood<br /><br /></span><span>you should see the new painting i am doing of a fat little angel guy singing it is cute and big and almost done.<br /><br />i am sure i will have pictures of birthday madness and possible stress stories of the parents re location so till then...<span style="font-style: italic;"></span></span><span style="font-style: italic;"><br /></span>jay-cawkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11206057000214175994noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17506207.post-45207438001448370482009-07-29T20:29:00.001-07:002009-07-29T22:28:44.351-07:00melting the homos away...<a href="http://s10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/?action=view&current=001.jpg" target="_blank"><img style="width: 297px; height: 244px;" src="http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/001.jpg" alt="Photobucket" border="0" /></a><br />-dearest ontario,<br />you can take back your fucking humidity it is disgusting and i do not like it. we will keep the sun because i like having summer and you can keep our rain we really do not want it mind you the forest fires could use it but i do not want it but please take your humidity back because when i am sleeping nude style with nothing and a fan blowing in my bodily direction and i am still sweating and i do not want to be touched that is not enjoyable or like when i ride the bus to work and some news reporter lady says that the temperature on the bus is equal to 46 degrees but actually feels like 150 that is not enjoyable especially being all dressed in business casual wear but more like fucking sweat wear ya that is not enjoyable and having to smell everyones odors so intesified ya gross and i have like really not got no tan going on because being outside is so draining but whatever that is why i am going out to surrey to my parents this weekend to visit my loving parental figures and engage in wonderful parent-son conversation as i take full fucking advantage of their pool.<br />xoxo<br />gossipgirl<br />ps- if this is what the east deals with every summer and then the harsh winters then you are all masocistic fuckers.<br /><br /><br />-here are some random shots from the folk fest where this weird wedding type people walked through the crowd<br /><a href="http://s10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/misc/?action=view&current=004-1.jpg" target="_blank"><img style="width: 296px; height: 394px;" src="http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/misc/004-1.jpg" alt="Photobucket" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://s10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/misc/?action=view&current=005-1.jpg" target="_blank"><img style="width: 410px; height: 307px;" src="http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/misc/005-1.jpg" alt="Photobucket" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://s10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/misc/?action=view&current=007-2.jpg" target="_blank"><img style="width: 409px; height: 304px;" src="http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/misc/007-2.jpg" alt="Photobucket" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">and off they go......<br /></span><span><br /><a href="http://s10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/misc/?action=view&current=011.jpg" target="_blank"><img style="width: 408px; height: 305px;" src="http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/misc/011.jpg" alt="Photobucket" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://s10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/misc/?action=view&current=013-1.jpg" target="_blank"><img style="width: 406px; height: 304px;" src="http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/misc/013-1.jpg" alt="Photobucket" border="0" /></a></span><span style="font-style: italic;"><br />sunset through the trees... looked so much cooler in real life<br /><br /><a href="http://s10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/misc/?action=view&current=010-4.jpg" target="_blank"><img style="width: 401px; height: 300px;" src="http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/misc/010-4.jpg" alt="Photobucket" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">(kael really does not have a huge mutated <del>jay leno</del> jennifer aniston chin that is just all shadow and lighting...)</span><br /><br /></span>-i have received my first 3 invites to pride parties today for this weekend but i am skipping all that shit and i will be hanging out in surrey because if you know me you know how i feel so i will not bore you with my rant so people please thank you for your invites but do not bother as i will be avoiding the homos this weekend as i will be sitting in a pool in quiet solitude drinking in celebration of my pride of being cool and wet not on denman cheering a float of gays in their underwear. i am not jaded i am just tired of the same thing over and over again.jay-cawkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11206057000214175994noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17506207.post-29916024049550969092009-07-24T13:49:00.000-07:002009-07-24T14:29:42.577-07:00remember that time...<a href="http://s10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/florida%2009/?action=view&current=007-2.jpg" target="_blank"><img style="WIDTH: 298px; HEIGHT: 269px" height="428" alt="Photobucket" src="http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/florida%2009/007-2.jpg" width="535" border="0" /></a><br /><br />-do not worry i was not a fucking idiot again and did not fall off stairs again i just wanted to post the picture because i think i look hot except for the slight formation of the double chin starting to protrude but that is because i am fat well i am feeling fat like beer bloat fat and then i bitch about it and then do nothing but that is not entirely true i DID do <em>something </em>i actually went running last week for like 15 minutes then i said fuck this and went home and poured myself a glass of rye on ice see that is my way of combating the fat i do not drink beer as much so i just drink rye straight up and i have been eating salads more too then for like 3 days my legs hurt from running and i even made sure to stretch but whatev i did it because i need to start running so i did a feeble run the first time to get one under the belt but now a week and a bit later with no run in between the first one under the belt has become lost under the belly slowing taking over the waistline and anything in its sight. i really do not understand how obese people can be comfortable the size they are and maybe they are not but once my view of my genitals is slightly obstructed to the tiniest degree i feel compelled to exercise or just starve myself. several weeks ago i was at my parents place helping them set up the above ground pool because thats how you do it in surrey and it was fucking hot and i said to my mom 'i am taking my shirt off but i warn you i have gained weight because of kael and his cooking' and my mom was like you know the typical mom and said some shit like ill love you any size you are and i took my shirt off and she said "oh...". thanks mom. then i was trying the wii fit for a while too and my friend skwirl and i have come to the conclusion the balance board is a fucking asshole and mean like it tells you are fat and when you step on it it says the same thing my mom does "OH". so the wii fit is no longer welcome in my apartment. BANNED. only i can call myself fat. i had perogies and a shared a pitcher of beer for dinner last night. fyi.<br /><br />-anyfattyfattyfatfat i have been painting or trying to and this is the newest one:<br /><a href="http://s10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/drawpaint/?action=view&current=015.jpg" target="_blank"><img style="WIDTH: 370px; HEIGHT: 324px" height="395" alt="Photobucket" src="http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/drawpaint/015.jpg" width="482" border="0" /></a><br />it is entitled "the last gummybear" and i gave it to randyman because i have never seen a human being enjoy gummy bears to the length that he does. bucci flew to munich to go for 3 months and he took the painting with him to give to randyman for me. it is one of my favorites. i need to stop giving them away...<br />others...<br /><a href="http://s10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/drawpaint/?action=view&current=004.jpg" target="_blank"><img style="WIDTH: 277px; HEIGHT: 224px" height="445" alt="Photobucket" src="http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/drawpaint/004.jpg" width="585" border="0" /></a><br />you have may seen this one already...<br />well here is his brother...<br /><a href="http://s10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/drawpaint/?action=view&current=003-2.jpg" target="_blank"><img style="WIDTH: 280px; HEIGHT: 255px" height="426" alt="Photobucket" src="http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/drawpaint/003-2.jpg" width="533" border="0" /></a><br />i am working on a third one.<br /><br />-i did volunteer at the folk fest this year and it was amazing and i have fallen in love with a new singer guy named <a href="http://www.danmanganmusic.com/">Dan Mangan </a>and i totally recommend him to anyone i love his voice so deep and raspy at times yet so awesome anyboner i totally am telling you to purchase (NOT DOWNLOAD support the guy) his EP called Roboteering and his new album Nice Nice Very Nice is coming out on the 11th. he is from bc and i can see why some many love this guy. every year i go i always seem to find one artist who i fall in love with and go nuts and this year the title goes to dan. thank you dan. ps. your cute.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://s10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/florida%2009/?action=view&current=007-2.jpg" target="_blank"></a>jay-cawkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11206057000214175994noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17506207.post-66118604796720656412009-07-03T16:51:00.000-07:002009-07-03T17:02:44.779-07:00(mos)q[uito/uesnel]-i went to quesnel and met some people hey people and got hugs and laughs and questions of interest and all that fun stuff and it was good except for the fucking mosquitos they fucking love me. i attract everything i swear. i think even male mosquitos were tapping this even though they are techinically not supposed to and the only reason i know that is because this one sunday a couple of weeks ago i was really hungover and watching tv and the morning news ended and i could not be bothered to change the channel because that would have required movement but movement made banging noises in my head so i left it and a fishing show came on you know how sundays are so i left it because i did not want the poundbangpound in my head the host was so excited talking about mosquitos and if i could yell at him i would have but ya he told me males do not bite only females need blood to create eggs or some gross fucking reproductive shit like that... LOOK<br /><a href="http://s10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/quesnel%2006-09/?action=view&current=020.jpg" target="_blank"><img style="WIDTH: 279px; HEIGHT: 401px" height="579" alt="Photobucket" src="http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/quesnel%2006-09/020.jpg" width="326" border="0" /></a><br />AND NO THAT IS NOT BACK ACNE maybe one or two are but most of that shit are bites from moquitos and kael thinks even black flys were using some forks and knives on me. great. i love the interior and their fucking bugs so anyseguay i come home after said trip to find out parents are thinking of moving to williams lake?!@#! nice. i will just paint on deet. thanks guys. you better make me tons of fucking pre-made frozen meat loaf nicely packed in ice for the trip back if you ever expect me to visit you there.<br /><br /><a href="http://s10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/quesnel%2006-09/?action=view&current=003-1.jpg" target="_blank"><img style="WIDTH: 276px; HEIGHT: 258px" height="325" alt="Photobucket" src="http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/quesnel%2006-09/003-1.jpg" width="488" border="0" /></a><br /><em>dont fucking take pictures of me driving or the car goes into the ditch</em><br /><a href="http://s10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/quesnel%2006-09/?action=view&current=004.jpg" target="_blank"><img style="WIDTH: 293px; HEIGHT: 294px" height="475" alt="Photobucket" src="http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/quesnel%2006-09/004.jpg" width="504" border="0" /></a><br /><em>we even hiked... i KNOW</em><br /><a href="http://s10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/quesnel%2006-09/?action=view&current=008-1.jpg" target="_blank"><img style="WIDTH: 306px; HEIGHT: 553px" height="627" alt="Photobucket" src="http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/quesnel%2006-09/008-1.jpg" width="345" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://s10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/quesnel%2006-09/?action=view&current=028.jpg" target="_blank"><img style="WIDTH: 304px; HEIGHT: 255px" height="418" alt="Photobucket" src="http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/quesnel%2006-09/028.jpg" width="633" border="0" /></a><br /><em>the discovery of MACRO</em><br /><a href="http://s10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/quesnel%2006-09/?action=view&current=006.jpg" target="_blank"><img style="WIDTH: 307px; HEIGHT: 313px" height="434" alt="Photobucket" src="http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/quesnel%2006-09/006.jpg" width="544" border="0" /></a><br /><em>cache creek</em><br /><a href="http://s10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/quesnel%2006-09/?action=view&current=019.jpg" target="_blank"><img style="WIDTH: 316px; HEIGHT: 245px" height="434" alt="Photobucket" src="http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/quesnel%2006-09/019.jpg" width="566" border="0" /></a> <br /><a href="http://s10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/quesnel%2006-09/?action=view&current=008.jpg" target="_blank"><img style="WIDTH: 316px; HEIGHT: 234px" height="374" alt="Photobucket" src="http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/quesnel%2006-09/008.jpg" width="500" border="0" /></a><br /><em>how YOU doin....</em>jay-cawkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11206057000214175994noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17506207.post-42602292249026937692009-06-12T16:29:00.000-07:002009-06-12T16:34:54.203-07:00eyeing the waldo from quesnel-my eye is better now. it is just some hot scar now and everyone is telling me all these things to make the scar go away like aloe and oil and vitamin E and bacon grease and well no i lie about the bacon grease but i would love an excuse to smear bacon grease on me not that i need an excuse but if i did with no excuse i would just be a disgusting person who smells like bacon grease and all shiny but i bet it would help with tanning in the sun but regardless it does not help with scarring so i will not be doing that but anyiwantbaconnow i will not be following any of those helpfuls tips because i like my scars and it gives me street cred like i am a FIGHTAH but not really just with hardwood floors but being irish i like to tell tall tales (read: bullshit to no end) so to some i have fought, to some i was abused, to some it was a sex act gone wrong and to the rest i pretend to twitch and fiddle with my pocketknife all loca style.<br /><br />-i have a massive erection for zachary. <a href="http://justjared.buzznet.com/gallery/photos.php?yr=2009&mon=06&evt=quinto-waldo&pic=zachary-quinto-wheres-waldo-03.jpg">look at him</a> all fucking cute in his american apparel and everyone is like WALDO but he is super cute and i do not care if he is straight or gay i still think he is super cute and everything said and done i will gossip and say he's a huge MO like eager bottom MO because i can tell. i smell these things out. look at the way he is walking with his upper arms are bent close to his body then at the elbow the arms flay out and then at the wrist the hand goes close to the body again what self respecting straight guy walks like that so anygay i mean i could also be projecting my wishfulnessness of this but no. even kael said he had a boner for him so i do not feel guilty talking about this whatsoever. 3some with spock. wow.<br /><br />-i have done a couple more paintings i have finished off cupid the asshole and then there is this guy who is thinking about a bunch of words that are swirling in his mind and not sure what to do about it because that is how i feel most of the time. everyone says they like them but no one buys. BUY MY FUCKING PAINTINGS PEOPLE!!!<br /><a href="http://s10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/drawpaint/?action=view&current=cupid.jpg" target="_blank"><img style="WIDTH: 305px; HEIGHT: 210px" height="283" alt="Photobucket" src="http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/drawpaint/cupid.jpg" width="387" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://s10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/drawpaint/?action=view&current=008a.jpg" target="_blank"><img style="WIDTH: 308px; HEIGHT: 271px" height="504" alt="Photobucket" src="http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/drawpaint/008a.jpg" width="578" border="0" /></a><br /><br />-so as of 5o'clock i am off on a road trip to quesnel bc until wednesday. umm details to come and whether i survive this trip will be a story i am sure that will be passed on from generation to generation.jay-cawkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11206057000214175994noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17506207.post-55490576163588596992009-05-22T10:47:00.001-07:002009-05-22T14:13:43.136-07:00ashes ashes, we all FLL down-i am back from fort lauderdale. i am having some nice color. sun is good. but with the color i have bits of dead skin flaking off with every little scratch like my back is looking like a piece of dried flaky filo paper and when i scatch my back and i look behind me there is a pile of skin on my couch it is so cute like the pile of skin the lady with the <a href="http://www.asseenontv.com/prod-pages/pdegg_ontv.html">Pedegg</a> dumps out in the add. but other than that color, i also acquired some hot scars on my face because i am a fucking idiot with bad balance and does not watch where he goes. so it starts of with stairs...<br /><a href="http://s10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/florida%2009/?action=view&current=007.jpg" target="_blank"><img style="WIDTH: 276px; HEIGHT: 214px" height="446" alt="Photobucket" src="http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/florida%2009/007.jpg" width="616" border="0" /></a><br />and then there is me...<br /><a href="http://s10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/florida%2009/?action=view&current=006-1.jpg" target="_blank"></a><a href="http://s10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/florida%2009/?action=view&current=018.jpg" target="_blank"><img style="WIDTH: 256px; HEIGHT: 381px" height="636" alt="Photobucket" src="http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/florida%2009/018.jpg" width="303" border="0" /></a><br />and after spending the day and the day prior in the sun i was not feeling super hot well not literally because my skin was burning but too much sun my stomach feels weird feeling...<br /><a href="http://s10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/florida%2009/?action=view&current=011.jpg" target="_blank"><img style="WIDTH: 283px; HEIGHT: 261px" height="464" alt="Photobucket" src="http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/florida%2009/011.jpg" width="610" border="0" /></a><br />in combination of some vodka orange juice and your results are this:<br /><a href="http://s10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/florida%2009/?action=view&current=IMG000034.jpg" target="_blank"><img height="211" alt="Photobucket" src="http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/florida%2009/IMG000034.jpg" width="265" border="0" /></a><br />so i fought gravity tooth and nail and i lost and my glasses betrayed me and teamed up on my eye and caused LACERATIONS i really like that word better than gashes or cuts. LACERATED. i got my stitches out yesterday and i am glad because they were driving me nuts because the doctor (CCAAAUUUTTTTTTEE) in florida who stitched me up used blue thread and did not trim the ends short so from the corner of my eye i would see this blue thread waving in the air so i eventually did trim them but then they were itchy and i had accidently pulled one out so anyway i got the other ten out yesterday. now time for scars.<br /><br />anyimafuckingidiot other than that florida was amaaazing. randyman and bucci were excellent host even when their guests scratch their hard wood floor with the face they still treated me well and fed me well and watered me well and i liked their pool even though randyman thinks the temp should be at 35c° even in the middle of the day. dali museum was such a great thing that i could not even try to describe what it is like to see his paintings in front of you in real life. i almost got teary but that is because i am emotional bitch and even cried during the season finale of lost but that is another story of retardedness. we also did busch gardens and that was so much fun especially coasters that take your ass up 200 ft and then drop you back down at a 90° angle is sooo much fun especially when you think you are going to die and you smell bacon no really i did on the second straight down what the fuck drop i smelled bacon.<br /><a href="http://s10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/florida%2009/?action=view&current=065.jpg" target="_blank"><img style="WIDTH: 287px; HEIGHT: 234px" height="489" alt="Photobucket" src="http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/florida%2009/065.jpg" width="629" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://s10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/florida%2009/?action=view&current=066.jpg" target="_blank"><img style="WIDTH: 261px; HEIGHT: 277px" height="489" alt="Photobucket" src="http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/florida%2009/066.jpg" width="641" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://s10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/florida%2009/?action=view&current=072.jpg" target="_blank"><img style="WIDTH: 262px; HEIGHT: 249px" height="501" alt="Photobucket" src="http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/florida%2009/072.jpg" width="617" border="0" /></a><br /><em>at this moment you think you will plummit head first and die as they dangle you there for about 3 seconds...</em><br /><a href="http://s10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/florida%2009/?action=view&current=057.jpg" target="_blank"><img style="WIDTH: 266px; HEIGHT: 227px" height="452" alt="Photobucket" src="http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/florida%2009/057.jpg" width="609" border="0" /></a><br /><em>but if i had died i would have been happy as my last meal would have been the breakfast that morning...<br /></em><a href="http://s10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/florida%2009/?action=view&current=013.jpg" target="_blank"><img style="WIDTH: 216px; HEIGHT: 336px" height="667" alt="Photobucket" src="http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/florida%2009/013.jpg" width="295" border="0" /></a><br /><em>the waitress stared at my shirt then my plate and was like AMAZING. i know.<br /></em><br />anybacon there were hippos and hyenas and giraffes and meeeeeeeeercats and birds and monkeys and gorillas and a tiger and leeeeeeemurs and dorchester and stuffed turtles. it was fun.<br /><br /><a href="http://s10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/florida%2009/?action=view&current=027.jpg" target="_blank"><img style="WIDTH: 304px; HEIGHT: 257px" height="446" alt="Photobucket" src="http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/florida%2009/027.jpg" width="539" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://s10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/florida%2009/?action=view&current=031.jpg" target="_blank"></a><a href="http://s10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/florida%2009/?action=view&current=040.jpg" target="_blank"><img style="WIDTH: 306px; HEIGHT: 281px" height="488" alt="Photobucket" src="http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/florida%2009/040.jpg" width="648" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://s10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/florida%2009/?action=view&current=024.jpg" target="_blank"><img style="WIDTH: 307px; HEIGHT: 262px" height="500" alt="Photobucket" src="http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/florida%2009/024.jpg" width="674" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://s10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/florida%2009/?action=view&current=017.jpg" target="_blank"><img style="WIDTH: 306px; HEIGHT: 279px" height="445" alt="Photobucket" src="http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/florida%2009/017.jpg" width="620" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://s10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/florida%2009/?action=view&current=077.jpg" target="_blank"><img style="WIDTH: 304px; HEIGHT: 256px" height="468" alt="Photobucket" src="http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/florida%2009/077.jpg" width="535" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://s10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/florida%2009/?action=view&current=079.jpg" target="_blank"><img style="WIDTH: 305px; HEIGHT: 278px" height="476" alt="Photobucket" src="http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/florida%2009/079.jpg" width="634" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://s10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/florida%2009/?action=view&current=043.jpg" target="_blank"><img style="WIDTH: 305px; HEIGHT: 296px" height="416" alt="Photobucket" src="http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/florida%2009/043.jpg" width="528" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><a href="http://s10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/florida%2009/?action=view&current=042.jpg" target="_blank"><img style="WIDTH: 206px; HEIGHT: 359px" height="650" alt="Photobucket" src="http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/florida%2009/042.jpg" width="390" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://s10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/florida%2009/?action=view&current=081.jpg" target="_blank"><img style="WIDTH: 258px; HEIGHT: 390px" height="662" alt="Photobucket" src="http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/florida%2009/081.jpg" width="373" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://s10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/florida%2009/?action=view&current=009.jpg" target="_blank"><img style="WIDTH: 309px; HEIGHT: 266px" height="473" alt="Photobucket" src="http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/florida%2009/009.jpg" width="642" border="0" /></a><br /><em>i love these two... especially when they are eating and throwing their scraps in front of me</em><br /><a href="http://s10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/florida%2009/?action=view&current=010.jpg" target="_blank"><img style="WIDTH: 312px; HEIGHT: 232px" height="420" alt="Photobucket" src="http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/florida%2009/010.jpg" width="614" border="0" /></a><br /><em></em><br />-then to top it off on the way home i used my eye as an excuse to get bumped to business class and i did since when i changed my return after i fell i could only get economy but i played the irish charm card with a wink from the swollen eye and a sad face and i got a lady who was like pooooor bebe. done. then came home to an amazingly clean apartment, a live turtle, and rye and beer waiting for me. an excellent voyage from beginning to end.<br /><br />ps-and SPECIAL mention goes to Maria the german novel loving lady from Munich who battled the rain clouds with persistance in the name of finishing her book. :squish:jay-cawkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11206057000214175994noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17506207.post-69029495270551670292009-05-04T05:55:00.000-07:002009-05-04T06:03:19.439-07:00shaking the florida tree<a href="http://s10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/misc/?action=view&current=010-3.jpg" target="_blank"><img style="width: 314px; height: 418px;" src="http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/misc/010-3.jpg" alt="Photobucket" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">blush makes burns look real. </span><br /><a href="http://s10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/misc/?action=view&current=014.jpg" target="_blank"><img style="width: 322px; height: 241px;" src="http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/misc/014.jpg" alt="Photobucket" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://s10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/misc/?action=view&current=023.jpg" target="_blank"><img style="width: 356px; height: 267px;" src="http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/misc/023.jpg" alt="Photobucket" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: left;"><a href="http://s10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/misc/?action=view&current=024.jpg" target="_blank"><img style="width: 352px; height: 263px;" src="http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/misc/024.jpg" alt="Photobucket" border="0" /></a><br /></div><a href="http://s10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/misc/?action=view&current=032.jpg" target="_blank"><img style="width: 348px; height: 260px;" src="http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/misc/032.jpg" alt="Photobucket" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://s10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/misc/?action=view&current=052.jpg" target="_blank"><img style="width: 342px; height: 256px;" src="http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/misc/052.jpg" alt="Photobucket" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://s10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/misc/?action=view&current=066.jpg" target="_blank"><img style="width: 318px; height: 423px;" src="http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/misc/066.jpg" alt="Photobucket" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">i was gonna say i am surprised i can lift my leg that high but actually i am not.<br /></span><span><br />-i have 4 more sleeps, some packing to do, then 2 business class flights, an overnight at sheraton gateway and then i will be in florida for a week. i am a tad on the excited side...</span><span style="font-style: italic;"><br /></span>jay-cawkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11206057000214175994noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17506207.post-13738842414270422252009-05-01T10:35:00.000-07:002009-05-01T12:22:27.615-07:00shaking the kitty return<span style="font-family:georgia;color:#cccccc;">-i decided not to post in april because i did not want to so i did not but i will now again and i try to not to care that i do not post but i guess because i have posted about my life and its non-exciting'nessess for long times that i can not let go so i guess here i go again.<br /><br />-so i can totally guess actually i _know_ that obviously buddy who lives above me has a new girlfriend or something cause a certain someone is banging something for a couple of nights now around like 12midnight and in all honesty i am thinking this is the first time i have had to deal with someone above me banging the shit out of something and all i hear is squeek squeek squeeek of headboards and bed frames and so on and its fun to listen to the rhythm speed up and decrease like uh oh someone is getting tired but that is because i am a loser and so nosey on other peoples lives but that is okay and then round like 1205am there is a little gross female yelp like she stubbed her vagina toe. then i turn the radio up and then go to sleep.<br /><br />-i am master housesitter as i have stated before and this time it was for rodney and kristen because they went down to mexico and please do not even go near the swine flu for H1N1 SUPER DUPER VIRUS A GRAD 2009 i am tired of talking about that shit so please do not bring up the fact that peopler are dying but IN MEXICO who probably thought they just had a cold and did nothing then died BUT WHAT ABOUT THE DEATH IN THE U.S.A ya that is right i forgot about that oh thats right she was a MEXICAN BABY visiting anyway perportions are blown wide me thinks but ANYWAY so i house sat and they have two kitties named titus and amelia and i love them i am uncle jared to them<br /></span><a href="http://s10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/misc/?action=view&current=IMG_1125.jpg" target="_blank"><span style="font-family:georgia;color:#cccccc;"><img style="WIDTH: 348px; HEIGHT: 296px" height="563" alt="Photobucket" src="http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/misc/IMG_1125.jpg" width="666" border="0" /></span></a><span style="font-family:georgia;color:#cccccc;"><br /></span><a href="http://s10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/misc/?action=view&current=IMG_1124.jpg" target="_blank"><span style="font-family:georgia;color:#cccccc;"><img style="WIDTH: 349px; HEIGHT: 269px" height="566" alt="Photobucket" src="http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/misc/IMG_1124.jpg" width="707" border="0" /></span></a><span style="font-family:georgia;color:#cccccc;"><br /><em>and i couldnt figure out why my earphones were chewed up...</em><br /></span><a href="http://s10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/misc/?action=view&current=IMG_1098.jpg" target="_blank"><span style="font-family:georgia;color:#cccccc;"><img style="WIDTH: 350px; HEIGHT: 333px" height="434" alt="Photobucket" src="http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/misc/IMG_1098.jpg" width="510" border="0" /></span></a><span style="font-family:georgia;color:#cccccc;"><br /></span><a href="http://s10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/misc/?action=view&current=IMG_1137.jpg" target="_blank"><span style="font-family:georgia;color:#cccccc;"><img style="WIDTH: 350px; HEIGHT: 239px" height="432" alt="Photobucket" src="http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/misc/IMG_1137.jpg" width="625" border="0" /></span></a><span style="font-family:georgia;color:#cccccc;"><br /></span><a href="http://s10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/misc/?action=view&current=3192_180774645186_877690186_6797385.jpg" target="_blank"><span style="font-family:georgia;color:#cccccc;"><img style="WIDTH: 295px; HEIGHT: 403px" height="430" alt="Photobucket" src="http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/misc/3192_180774645186_877690186_6797385.jpg" width="345" border="0" /></span></a><span style="font-family:georgia;color:#cccccc;"><br /></span><a href="http://s10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/misc/?action=view&current=IMG_1111.jpg" target="_blank"><span style="font-family:georgia;color:#cccccc;"><img style="WIDTH: 352px; HEIGHT: 286px" height="414" alt="Photobucket" src="http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/misc/IMG_1111.jpg" width="533" border="0" /></span></a><span style="font-family:georgia;color:#cccccc;"><br /><em>amelia is an ice cream whore. so is kael. they got along well. except when ice cream was present. but kael was nice and let her share the stick</em><br /></span><a href="http://s10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/misc/?action=view&current=IMG_1132.jpg" target="_blank"><span style="font-family:georgia;color:#cccccc;"><img style="WIDTH: 362px; HEIGHT: 287px" height="347" alt="Photobucket" src="http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/misc/IMG_1132.jpg" width="606" border="0" /></span></a><span style="font-family:georgia;color:#cccccc;"><br /><em>titus' impersonation of fags... haaaayyyy</em><br /></span><p><span style="font-family:georgia;color:#cccccc;">i got to live at their super nice place for a week and i got to walk to work which was nice rather than ride transit where people are fucking disgusting and sneeze on you when the H1N1 SUPER DUPER VIRUS A GRAD 2009 is around but ya that was cool so is their patio and their gay neighbors who shower with their window open so you can sorta peak and see their upper half lathering up and then they see you staring and it is an awkward moment but you do not care because it was free.</span></p><p><span style="font-family:georgia;color:#cccccc;">-tanya was moving out of her place with her boyfriend and last saturday they had a party summer themed and we did the shaky faces photos and i do not have all of them because i have some classic pictures</span></p><p><a href="http://s10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/misc/?action=view&current=0541.jpg" target="_blank"><span style="font-family:georgia;color:#cccccc;"><img style="WIDTH: 353px; HEIGHT: 281px" height="434" alt="Photobucket" src="http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/misc/0541.jpg" width="542" border="0" /></span></a></p><p><span style="font-family:georgia;color:#cccccc;">see we are not retarded faced like normal that is a shaky face and i like how jenna's boob got in on the action too. </span></p><p><span style="font-family:georgia;color:#cccccc;"></span></p><br /><em></em>jay-cawkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11206057000214175994noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17506207.post-88399153700930724572009-03-19T16:39:00.000-07:002009-07-31T16:22:38.481-07:00thieving things for theorys-so i subscribed last year to national geographic in an attempt to look smart by leaving the magazines in the bathroom so when dates come by they will see that and be all like WHOA HE IS SMART HE MUST BE IF HE ENJOYS READING NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC DURING BOWEL MOVEMENTS and i received 4 issues and then after january nothing so i called and said LADY I AM NOT GETTING THEM ANYMORE so she said they would resend me february and march and that it would take a week and that was 2 weeks ago so i am going to go down to our mailbox for the office with a axe and chop some hands off anybody who looks intelligent and who mentions anything about "something they read in national geographic..." CHOP!!!<br /><br /><br />-cupid is actually a cynical alcoholic.<br /><a href="http://s10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/drawpaint/?action=view&current=IMG_0915.jpg" target="_blank"></a><a href="http://s10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/drawpaint/?action=view&current=cupid.jpg" target="_blank"><img style="WIDTH: 315px; HEIGHT: 257px" height="312" alt="Photobucket" src="http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/drawpaint/cupid.jpg" width="394" border="0" /></a><br /><br />-i think you should all offer me money for my paintings soon because i am convinced i am going to die of a brain tumor because i have been getting headaches since saturday when things are intense. i hope i get hallucinations.<br /><br />so buy now before i die.<br /><br />(why has that not been used in marketing before... brilliant)<br /><br />-so i am wanting to do the lets hop on a plane and get the fuck outta here thing again so in may i am going to florida for a week and visiting bucci and randyman and after i do the haaay sunshine make me look old with your rays but give me color i head off to montreal and instead of just connecting through i am going to spend the weekend there in a luxury hotel and search the streets of mon-reee-al. then fly back business class because i am a fucking diva bitch and i do things right. i am looking forward to it and that is it.jay-cawkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11206057000214175994noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17506207.post-36448142546601830672009-03-19T15:58:00.000-07:002009-03-19T16:36:52.793-07:00dance of the creep sucking on irish bacon<span style="font-family:georgia;">-i have been painting a little bit more these days and i just finished this one for a new friend:<br /></span><a href="http://s10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/?action=view&current=008.jpg" target="_blank"><span style="font-family:georgia;"><img style="WIDTH: 341px; HEIGHT: 255px" height="448" alt="Photobucket" src="http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/008.jpg" width="516" border="0" /></span></a><span style="font-family:georgia;"> </span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;">i am having fun depicting people as short fat little fucks but anyway new friend had sent me a piece of writing and in it was the line "yesterday knows only one dance..." and i do not know why but for whatever reason that set off the creative juices and i painted this so then i gave it to new friend and new friend likes it but this is not the final final product i forgot to take a picture of the final final because i was too excited to give said painting to new friend but that is okay i am sure if i wanted new friend would let me over to take a picture or two then of the painting! HA!</span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;">and please note the blackeneded q-tip at the top of the picture was used to apply some acrylic ink that is not product of my ear if it was i would be concerned for my health and mind you i am sure if you took a qtip to my liver the technicolor result would be mind boggling. </span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;">-speaking of pictures... oh i can not believe i have not shared this well i have been lazy and i am aware of this but back in december i went to rodney and kristens christmas party and i got in the seasonal mood and got hammed and that night i walked all the way home in the snow from downtown to my apartment like a 45 minute walk but let me tell you hastings street is so fun when you are drunk walking home in the snow i sorta now understand why it is hang-out-ville for the drunks and drug addicts and anyway that was that now cut to end of february i get a call at work and some guy is all quick talking telling me he met me at a christmas party in december and could not remember whos party and he liked my look and wants to take pictures and then i was like UMM I AM NOT TALKING ABOUT THIS AT WORK and then he asked for my number and i said NO you can have my email and then he was all snotty like and said CANT I JUST HAVE YOUR CELL NUMBER and i said NO and so he took my email and i get this email which i deleted but said that he liked my look my ink and wants to take pictures of me in jeans, underwear and nude for his "private portfolio" and then i was super offended because fuck face did not even offer me any money like hello do you think i give this shit away for free* at least if there was an offer of money i would take a moment of thought and still say no but come on now but lesson learned leave the business cards at home when going to a function based on merry-making-drink-fest.</span><br /><em><span style="font-family:georgia;">*if you are reading this and i have given it to you for free that is because i was a)drunk b)liked you c)thought you had money</span></em><br /><em><span style="font-family:georgia;"></span></em><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;">-umm hello </span><a href="http://www.lollyphile.com/maple-bacon.php"><span style="font-family:georgia;">lovers...</span></a><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;">-on st. patricks day i drank beer. sans vert. i do not need green food coloring in my beer to feel irish. but i hope you all drank a bit of beer or some sorta irish drink type thing. i thought of jamesons but i knew at a public place that would only lead to public not-so-goodness-like-falling-asleep-under-the-restaurant-table. been there and that does not feel irish. </span>jay-cawkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11206057000214175994noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17506207.post-87270948208284083302009-03-05T18:26:00.000-08:002009-03-05T19:18:47.205-08:00bang frank BANG-so there have been like many a gang type people shooting eachother or something in vancouver and its like wow and i read in the elevator that saskatoon was deemed the most dangerous city in canada which confuses me but i guess its from last year crime rates so i am thinking vancouver will get the oscar for this years results but anyway the news is like nonstop gang gang gang gang gang death weather gang gang bang like if there is a shooting which can happen sans gangs but the new talking person will say "...and it is unclear at this time if it is gang related" almost like america did under W whenever there was an incident with a plane "...and it is unclear at this time if it is terror related" but my favorite is that there was a shooting in surrey i think two weeks ago and there is this helicopter shot of the cops dragging the body out of the vehicle and you can tote see all the blood smear all over the parking lines and its totally "file footage" that they replay over and over when they talk about gangs and death and shootings haha and i am amazed they just show that so willy nilly but hey on friday nights at like 11p there is hardcore porn on regular cable so i guess its fine but i am so turning into a cantankerous old homo... 3o here i come.HA<br /><br />-friend tyler had a get together on saturday i forgot to take pictures except a couple when i found my camera hiding in my jacket pocket<br /><a href="http://s10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/misc/?action=view&current=002-2.jpg" target="_blank"><img style="width: 396px; height: 297px;" src="http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/misc/002-2.jpg" alt="Photobucket" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">thats tylers bum those pants were pretty tight</span><br /><a href="http://s10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/misc/?action=view&current=009-1.jpg" target="_blank"><img style="width: 396px; height: 296px;" src="http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/misc/009-1.jpg" alt="Photobucket" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://s10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/misc/?action=view&current=008-2.jpg" target="_blank"><img style="width: 396px; height: 296px;" src="http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/misc/008-2.jpg" alt="Photobucket" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">-i heart lisa you might remember her from "mimes doms and dolls"</span><br /><a href="http://s10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/10-26-07/?action=view&current=DSC05408.jpg" target="_blank"><img style="width: 396px; height: 296px;" src="http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/10-26-07/DSC05408.jpg" alt="Photobucket" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><a href="http://s10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/10-26-07/?action=view&current=DSC05374.jpg" target="_blank"><img style="width: 394px; height: 295px;" src="http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/10-26-07/DSC05374.jpg" alt="Photobucket" border="0" /></a></span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">awesome. <span style="font-style: italic;"><br /></span></span><span><br />i like tylers parties and i like em better when i remember them which i did on saturday because i did not mix so memory type chemicals were rolling along just fine i like that it makes me feel like baby steps in the right direction.<br /><br />-last saturday SA(squared) which is shaun and shari came over and we introduced shaun to zawas and then we came back and shaun put up a light that has been down ever since we moved in back 4 yrs ago and i like it up because it will give more light but the height thing that has been a bad thing for certain people but we will adjust accordingly and oh on the way back we saw frank who is the neighbor hood pussy i am sure i have mentioned frank before everyone knows frank when i walk by and another person is like hey frank i say hey frank every time too because frank is pretty fucking cool but he followed us up the back alley and shari recorded frank and he ran in the middle and shari is funny<br /><embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" src="http://i10.photobucket.com/player.swf?file=http://vid10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/frank1_0002.flv" width="418" height="331"></embed><br />i fucking love that. hah frank.<br /><br />recommendation time: <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1104733/">hamlet 2</a><br />i rented this with a friend based on his recommendation which was basically me asking what type of movie it was and he said "pretty fucking funny movie" so i said okay and that is a pretty accurate review. youll get raped in the face.<br /></span>jay-cawkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11206057000214175994noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17506207.post-72367429877070502102009-02-18T18:33:00.000-08:002009-02-18T18:45:42.902-08:00T is for tango-one thing that has remained a constant is tango not that i would expect much from something that swims and suns itself in a tank that is kept in my room but he has always been there so that is nice but i dont talk much about him because he does not do tricks that wow me on a daily basis to talk about but there is something strangely satisfying about watching him swim back and forth like watching fish is supposed to be a stress reducer well i guess tango is like that but with a bit more of a personality but fucking thing has grown some claws ya.<br /><a href="http://s10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/tango/?action=view&current=001.jpg" target="_blank"><img style="width: 327px; height: 245px;" src="http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/tango/001.jpg" alt="Photobucket" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://s10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/tango/?action=view&current=005.jpg" target="_blank"><img style="width: 322px; height: 240px;" src="http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/tango/005.jpg" alt="Photobucket" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://s10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/tango/?action=view&current=018.jpg" target="_blank"><img style="width: 316px; height: 236px;" src="http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/tango/018.jpg" alt="Photobucket" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://s10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/tango/?action=view&current=019.jpg" target="_blank"><img style="width: 314px; height: 234px;" src="http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/tango/019.jpg" alt="Photobucket" border="0" /></a><br /><br />and this was when he was not even 1 yr<br /><a href="http://s10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/tango/?action=view&current=tango4.jpg" target="_blank"><img style="width: 347px; height: 231px;" src="http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/tango/tango4.jpg" alt="Photobucket" border="0" /></a><br /><br />i still think he is fucking cute and i love him tons just not super exciting in the frisbee way but i can get him to follow my finger because he thinks it is food when he is hungry but i would do the same trick if i were a turtle who was hungry who thought it saw food.jay-cawkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11206057000214175994noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17506207.post-7158538745781788352009-02-16T18:09:00.000-08:002009-02-16T18:24:56.795-08:00me day memory nay-so weekend done and somewhat unscathed but that is okay me day was perfect after having a pretty excellent evening prior in the afternoon i went and gots m'hair did and then i went and shopped and i bought a couple tshirts and then you know what i totally bought another houndstooth hat but in olive color. pathetic. and then i went to zawas and ate and had a beer then went home and turned fucking ninja assasin tenchu style on the wii (!!!!) and then slept and woke up and played more and then slept. oh i also bought a new toque because the apartment has apparently swallowed my old one but then again i could have left it somewhere which is sorta like a neat seguay into the next thing and that...<br /><br />is totally my memory. funny enough i mentioned it the other day but i think my brain is like no dude we dont function under certain situations like when bevys are included but not even to the point of absolute drunken stupidity then sleep like decent function and i know what i am doing then the next day its blank and then i see comments and call logs and am horrified because seriously if you know the shit that comes out of my mouth on a regular day ya well multiply that 4 thousand million times no joke friends usually do the NOW DONT MENTION [enter socially unacceptable topic that was shared with you in privacy] TONIGHT K!@#!$! and i nod and never remember if i did. i think i am figuring out the recipe for john doe state and that is mixing different races of drink. but my phone i need to fucking lock that thing or just turn it off when drinking because the call logs are the worst when you see who you called and call lengths so you know conversations were held and but nothing. hah. awesome. i did forget to take my remember fx on saturday... maybe thats my problem. i think i will invest in post it notes. lots of em. the multi colored neon ones. the bland yellow ones are totally gay and boring. i like color. they make you want to look at your notes and remember. and when your done remembering that note you take it down crumple it and then throw it away with satisfaction because you done remembering and no longer have to remember about that note. thats the best.jay-cawkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11206057000214175994noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17506207.post-75868686723014665842009-02-13T09:28:00.000-08:002009-02-13T09:53:09.967-08:00forgetting friday<span style="font-family:georgia;">-so you know those coldfx things you can buy well they believe it or not have remember fx and we got a bottle that came free with a bottle of cold fx that was purchased for the office and i noticed no one is taking the remember fx except me because i forget alot so i figure maybe if i take them i will remember shit and so i asked co worker ladies if i can take it home and one asked me ARE FORGETTING STUFF and i said yes and she asked WHAT ARE YOU FORGETTING and i said if i knew what i was forgetting then i would not have forgotten then correct and she said MAYBE YOU JUST MISSED IT and i said missed what? and she said what you had forgotten and i said what were we talking about to annoy her and she stopped talking but now i have a full bottle of remember fx. it is just ginseng or whatever but hey you never know. was that a punn...</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;">oh and ps. i was talking with a lady client and she does not like valentines because is all single like and she said what she does is she goes out and buys stuff for herself on valentines day since no one else is buying her stuff and i said that is a good idea client lady i will do that too so tomorrow i am going to buy me bacon and buy me a haircut and buy me a bottle of something and buy whatever i like. happy <del>valentines</del> ME day!@#! or unless i find a random person to hug and buy me stuff.</span><br /><br /><a href="http://s10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/mexico%2009/?action=view&current=n530390318_5771025_5394.jpg" target="_blank"><img style="WIDTH: 293px; HEIGHT: 470px" height="459" alt="Photobucket" src="http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/mexico%2009/n530390318_5771025_5394.jpg" width="293" border="0" /></a>jay-cawkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11206057000214175994noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17506207.post-79737719397757834002009-02-02T18:16:00.000-08:002009-02-02T18:34:09.188-08:00chicken pizza and shell haha-so i am back from mexico and it was fucking amazing and vanessa if you are reading this my phone so did not work down there until a person kindly pointed out that on the last day i was to manually switch the network or some bullshit... like MANUAL is that even a word these days but yes mexico was amazing and the highlite for me was chichen itza the mayan ruins and wow totally educational and touristy but i bought a book to learn more and then i even bought apocolypto because i get caught up with shit and go all out so i did and ya. amazing time happy birthday again inder shari bean and right on for flexing the birthday card as much as we could hello UPGRADES hah. this is just a small taste as inder totally has way more pictures and tons of us where we look so good in this small "colonial" town more like run down but i do not mean that in a bad way like i am better more so in a way that i am like what the fuck and where the fuck did we just get dropped off where blind beggars are being led by like 4 years old screeching about dinero but those will come ya.<br /><a href="http://s10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/mexico%2009/?action=view&current=31Jan09022.jpg" target="_blank"><img style="width: 346px; height: 259px;" src="http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/mexico%2009/31Jan09022.jpg" alt="Photobucket" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://s10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/mexico%2009/?action=view&current=31Jan09031.jpg" target="_blank"><img style="width: 342px; height: 255px;" src="http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/mexico%2009/31Jan09031.jpg" alt="Photobucket" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://s10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/mexico%2009/?action=view&current=31Jan09050.jpg" target="_blank"><img style="width: 341px; height: 254px;" src="http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/mexico%2009/31Jan09050.jpg" alt="Photobucket" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">RACCOOOOONNNNNSSSS!#!@ like were the resort mascots well not really but they were always running around at night time i wish they wore sweaters with the letter R on them that would have been cool.</span><br /><a href="http://s10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/mexico%2009/?action=view&current=31Jan09055.jpg" target="_blank"><img style="width: 345px; height: 257px;" src="http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/mexico%2009/31Jan09055.jpg" alt="Photobucket" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://s10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/mexico%2009/?action=view&current=31Jan09062.jpg" target="_blank"><img style="width: 341px; height: 254px;" src="http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/mexico%2009/31Jan09062.jpg" alt="Photobucket" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">-xel-ha where you do snorkel stuff and it was fun but it rained alot but we just stayed in the water and did not care.</span><br /><a href="http://s10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/mexico%2009/?action=view&current=31Jan09063.jpg" target="_blank"><img style="width: 344px; height: 256px;" src="http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/mexico%2009/31Jan09063.jpg" alt="Photobucket" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://s10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/mexico%2009/?action=view&current=31Jan09066.jpg" target="_blank"><img style="width: 341px; height: 255px;" src="http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/mexico%2009/31Jan09066.jpg" alt="Photobucket" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://s10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/mexico%2009/?action=view&current=31Jan09075.jpg" target="_blank"><img style="width: 346px; height: 253px;" src="http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/mexico%2009/31Jan09075.jpg" alt="Photobucket" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">-me and my fucking turtles....</span><br /><a href="http://s10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/mexico%2009/?action=view&current=31Jan09094.jpg" target="_blank"><img style="width: 348px; height: 260px;" src="http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/mexico%2009/31Jan09094.jpg" alt="Photobucket" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://s10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/mexico%2009/?action=view&current=31Jan09098.jpg" target="_blank"><img style="width: 346px; height: 258px;" src="http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/mexico%2009/31Jan09098.jpg" alt="Photobucket" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://s10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/mexico%2009/?action=view&current=31Jan09113.jpg" target="_blank"><img style="width: 342px; height: 256px;" src="http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/mexico%2009/31Jan09113.jpg" alt="Photobucket" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">-seriously<a href="http://www.google.ca/search?q=chichen+itza&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a"> google chichen itza</a> and read you will be amazed and then read more on mayan stuff</span><br /><a href="http://s10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/mexico%2009/?action=view&current=31Jan09135.jpg" target="_blank"><img style="width: 353px; height: 264px;" src="http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/mexico%2009/31Jan09135.jpg" alt="Photobucket" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">-she was being bad so i banished her to underground... GO!!!!</span><br /><a href="http://s10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/mexico%2009/?action=view&current=31Jan09134.jpg" target="_blank"><img style="width: 347px; height: 259px;" src="http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/mexico%2009/31Jan09134.jpg" alt="Photobucket" border="0" /></a>jay-cawkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11206057000214175994noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17506207.post-51471930152036875352009-01-21T19:43:00.000-08:002009-01-21T19:55:33.235-08:00le llamaré cuando regreso<span style="font-family: georgia;">-i do not have much to type because all it is going to be about is mexico but you can not blame me because i think you would too especially since the last week and a bit we have lived in a blanket of fucking fog but then it will clear then it comes right back in so i am leaving. hah today the forcast on cbc.com was "fog depositing ice". ?</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: georgia;">-mental note: when meeting someone for the first time copious jager shots within a short period of time on top of several jugs of beer does not equate to well mannered.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: georgia;">-oh tote check </span><a style="font-family: georgia;" href="http://www.theweathernetwork.com/weather/mxxx0014"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">this</span> </a><span style="font-family: georgia;">out!@#!!!>!</span>jay-cawkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11206057000214175994noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17506207.post-699262211177287442009-01-12T19:10:00.000-08:002009-01-20T19:28:41.437-08:00fumar jugar voler<span style="font-family:georgia;">-so i do not think i left my apartment at all this weekend maybe cept twice but that was for groceries (read: WINE!) and then the rest was sleeping like a fucking log or staring at my computer thinking off something to look at on the internet except porn because you can only watch so much porn before it gets boring or chafed whatever comes first so i did not do anything but i did get to develop a hatred for a neighborhood cat and if you know me you know i like cats love cats want cats but this cat no it was meowing so LOUD and in short quick bursts and it was fucking irritating and at first i was all fucking concerned like OMG IS IT DYING well after watching it walk back and forth i think the thing was just in heat but for fuck sake the WHOLE DAY well not the whole day but from 11-4 is still one massive bout of hornyness i think after 20 minutes of being in a state like that i would let whatever fuck me to put me out of my misery jesus at least i hope the cat is okay and was not dying because then i would feel bad that i sat up here the whole day wishing it would crawl into an engine somewhere...</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;">-have i mentioned that tanya is working with me at the office true fucking story and right now she is still learning shit and i will say reassuring things to her like thats it good girl sit and no question is dumb question but inside i am thinking thoughts like these</span><br /><a style="font-family: georgia;" href="http://s10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/07-13-08/?action=view&current=IMG_2541.jpg" target="_blank"><img style="width: 359px; height: 538px;" src="http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/07-13-08/IMG_2541.jpg" alt="Photobucket" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;">hah no really she is good. PASSIVE PASSIVE PASSIVE!@#$!</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;">-this is now where i will talk about mexico just to fucking rub it in that i am going and you are not unless you are shari because then you would be but if you are not shari then sorry but 2 more weeks and adios mi amigos enjoy the rain. i have been contemplating a fake base tan and then go do some shopping at places and be like DO YOU HAVE ANY SWIM SHORTS? WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS NOT THE SEASON? OH SORRY I KEEP FORGETTING NOT EVERYONE IS GOING AWAY SOMEWHERE NICE LIKE MEXICO. yes i am that <del>annoying</del> obnoxious for serious.</span> i have been playing more of my spanish coach while on the can. i normally can breeze through a lesson in one movement.<br /><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;">-recipe of the week: twice battered deep fried perogies. it is as good as it sounds. i</span>jay-cawkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11206057000214175994noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17506207.post-23478926808222309182009-01-05T18:49:00.000-08:002009-01-05T19:01:53.811-08:00self inflicted inspiration-having my own laptop fucking is the best like amazing no offense dave but its not like OH I WANT TO USE THE COMPUTER... MAY I USE THE COMPUTER... WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO?... then like anger explosion but now its more like I WANT TO USE THE COMPUTER WHERE IS IT OH THERE IT IS underneath my glass of some sort oh and speaking of drinks today was the first actual post holiday back to work monday and i already can tell it is going to be more than about a week before my body fully realizes that naptimes in the afternoon and cocktails arent going to happen at work but that would be amazing if to propose 3pm 'nap-tails' where you drink till you nap and then call it a day at work. fucking motivation to work or not! i'll let you know how far i get with the bosslady ya<br /><br />-and i have been trying to finish paintings cause i like to paint then not finish. i am currently on a path to rectify this hopefully but look and i am too lazy to download photos from the camera so i used the webcam thing on my laptop.<br /><a href="http://s10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/webcamz/?action=view&current=IMG000011.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/webcamz/IMG000011.jpg" alt="Photobucket" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://s10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/webcamz/?action=view&current=IMG000014.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/webcamz/IMG000014.jpg" alt="Photobucket" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://s10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/webcamz/?action=view&current=IMG000015.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/webcamz/IMG000015.jpg" alt="Photobucket" border="0" /></a><br />i started the fish last night and went all crazy and couldnt stop but i like that type of crazy<br /><br />-im hungry so i am going to zawa's... my kitchen.jay-cawkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11206057000214175994noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17506207.post-65513096068816287022009-01-02T14:05:00.000-08:002009-01-02T14:21:27.769-08:00feliz ano nuevo or something-so here we are 2009 and i already have a good feeling about you well anything i feel would be better compared to 2008 because i will be honest and say that that year sucked some huge balls. but a learning year none the less but 2009 will be kicked off with a start because shari and i are going to mexico.my-han-riv-eee-air-a ... oh and because last time i went i flew back in business class i have apparently spoiled myself and so shari and i are business roundtrip. dirty thirty in style and i am excited. this is where we are staying<br /><a href="http://s10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/?action=view&current=ibero1.jpg" target="_blank"><img style="width: 405px; height: 251px;" src="http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/ibero1.jpg" alt="Photobucket" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://s10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/?action=view&current=ibero2.jpg" target="_blank"><img style="width: 393px; height: 244px;" src="http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/narcavenger/ibero2.jpg" alt="Photobucket" border="0" /></a><br /><br />there is this "lazy river" that goes around the resort and you can just grab a innertube and float around drinking... um heaven much...<br /><br />-and shari and i went to see marley and me and WHAT THE FUCK they should have disclaimers when movies are fucking sad like bawl your eyes out type sad because i will spoil this for you but when marley is being put down at the end i was a complete and total blubbering mess and i will never see a movie like that on purpose because leaving a theater with puffy eyes from crying so hard you are ridiculous ya not so much but the movie was good just if you see it be prepared the whole theater was crying how could you not oh marley...<br /><br />-happy new yearjay-cawkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11206057000214175994noreply@blogger.com0