matrimony

-over the last several weeks i have been in the midst of being by my best friends side with her wedding. this weekend was the weekend and i could not be more honored to have been apart of it as her man of honor. i am saddened that in the midst of the craziness and being the brides crutch of sanity i neglected to have my camera but i am sure through the next few days pics will become available such as this one... and yes i did catch the garter.

skwirl in effect

-sometimes you are reminded that it does not matter and to let it go VANNA style


and ya


and then you eat chips

monsewer bacon le chat

-this is bacon. he is my new roommate along with mykael.


he is clearly adapting to the turtle situation within the new apartment. (like he has a choice)


we moved tango over and so far bacon has only shown a voyeuristic interest in the live turtle. i also do not think he is nimble enough or cares enough to try and get up to the tank and sniff him out like a normal cat would. plus i think tango would kick his ass.

found

-i was cleaning out my old storage unit and once i got past the odd, moist and moldy box that had something decomposing in it, other than 4 years of past times, i came across one of my old old sketch books that i have been searching for for quite some time. the contents within are some of the pages below which i scanned ages ago and thought for awhile that those scans would be the only evidence the sketchbook existed. needless to say i was excited to find this.

bean there nug that

and from the distance, a thunderous yawn...

i have been awfully tired. i will eventually wake up......

better lake than never

-so it is official that the parental folks are moving up to williams lake. it is a range of emotions like on a selfish level i am sad that i will not have my mom and dad at arms length any more so if i needed that safe haven to go visit them i could but now if i want to do something like that it would require a flight or 5 hours of driving or who will i call if i am drunk and fall asleep on the skytrain and stranded in new west at 2am but on the flip side of things i am super stoked and really happy for them because a future of retirement and happiness is more foreseeable up there than what it is in surrey and as dad said 'i would rather spend the last of my years up there than here' so when he said that it hit home and made total and complete sense but anyway so they are planning for the move at the end of september and then last week was a bit rough because when they heard they can get the jobs they were wanting up there they put the house up for sale on monday and by monday at 10pm it was sold and i was sad because that is the house that i grew up in all my life and i never thought i would ever see my parents move from there so that was that and tears were shed but i am okay it is natural i am thinking and then on wednesday they had to put chica the family dog down because it was her time she should have been dead in december last year but with the wonders of doggie steroids she stayed around alot longer than what she was supposed to so more tears were shed on wednesday it was rough but again i am okay because i would rather chica pass on now here and be put down by a vet who loved her as much as my parents rather than some stranger up in YWL that is the airport code for williams lake which i guess i need to know for future reference and then this weekend i went in to help with the packing duties and HOLY SHIT nostalgic road or what going through a bunch of stuff that i had left there when i moved out over 8 years ago craziness and i think kael has a new view on me especially looking at my grad photo with the HAIR i would post a picture but that is okay i will pass so the next little bit is going to be a stressful to ensure their move goes well and i hope they get the house they are eyeing up there and next week is my birthday. 29 if you are wondering. i know.

-kael already gave me my birthday gifts which included tickets to a dan mangan concert on the 28th and also wii sport resort and super mario galaxy for the wii so awesome which is also another reason i have not typed in a bit because i have been golfing and frisbeeing and archering and power cruising and no that is not super fast checking out and hitting on guys that has something to do with jet skis or something but i am super excited for dan mangan ... mind you i was wanting his new cd when it came out on the 11th but hmv did not have it and added me to a list so if it came in they would call me but no phone call yet and how am i supposed to be that crazy fan singing all his new songs at the concert if i do not have his cd so i am going on a hunt starting tomorrow to get that shit.

-i have started taking advantage of the company costco card and i have fallen in love with mini bagels because they are the most amazing snack/meal/breakfast/lunch/dinner whatever and the best friend for mini bagels is bacon bit cream cheese omg i will be a not so mini bagel at any rate but i am okay with that.

-due to popularity of fat angels i have drawn a few sketches of possible future paintings ...

stay!@#

everybody hurts...

intent on blood

you should see the new painting i am doing of a fat little angel guy singing it is cute and big and almost done.

i am sure i will have pictures of birthday madness and possible stress stories of the parents re location so till then...

melting the homos away...

-dearest ontario,
you can take back your fucking humidity it is disgusting and i do not like it. we will keep the sun because i like having summer and you can keep our rain we really do not want it mind you the forest fires could use it but i do not want it but please take your humidity back because when i am sleeping nude style with nothing and a fan blowing in my bodily direction and i am still sweating and i do not want to be touched that is not enjoyable or like when i ride the bus to work and some news reporter lady says that the temperature on the bus is equal to 46 degrees but actually feels like 150 that is not enjoyable especially being all dressed in business casual wear but more like fucking sweat wear ya that is not enjoyable and having to smell everyones odors so intesified ya gross and i have like really not got no tan going on because being outside is so draining but whatever that is why i am going out to surrey to my parents this weekend to visit my loving parental figures and engage in wonderful parent-son conversation as i take full fucking advantage of their pool.
xoxo
gossipgirl
ps- if this is what the east deals with every summer and then the harsh winters then you are all masocistic fuckers.


-here are some random shots from the folk fest where this weird wedding type people walked through the crowd



and off they go......



sunset through the trees... looked so much cooler in real life


(kael really does not have a huge mutated jay leno jennifer aniston chin that is just all shadow and lighting...)

-i have received my first 3 invites to pride parties today for this weekend but i am skipping all that shit and i will be hanging out in surrey because if you know me you know how i feel so i will not bore you with my rant so people please thank you for your invites but do not bother as i will be avoiding the homos this weekend as i will be sitting in a pool in quiet solitude drinking in celebration of my pride of being cool and wet not on denman cheering a float of gays in their underwear. i am not jaded i am just tired of the same thing over and over again.