over the couch with helicopter coated pots and pans with a side of cpu

-so merry christmas. last several weeks WOW in the travel area of things want to make you pierce your fucking eyes with nails due to the weather holy shit. anyway. the snow here is madness. i have never seen this amount of snow dumped in vancouver before. and now it is just raining so that means a good week or so of soaked socks because i am awesome at stepping on what looks to be solid snow but it isnt and you slip all the way knee deep and at the bottom it is river of gutter water with no gutter to go to. so fun. anyway on the 23rd i went over to paula/dave/tanya's and then we went walking in the snow because at that time we were like yay it is so fun and nice but i am done now thank you.




-MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM STELLA THE CAT if she could put a bow on it she would have.



-i fucking dropped paula's ass in the snow!@#!




-i spent christmas eve and day in surrey at mom and dads and that was cool just to relax and not worry about anything and having tons of food at arms length along with whatever i wanted to drink and i love when i get home stuff for christmas like pots and pans and a fucking coffee maker that works the one i have now is going to be tossed on some train tracks fucking thing so ya i am tote pleased AND i went out and actually braved the snow and PEOPLE omg people yesterday and bought myself a new laptop. i have named it calvin. pictures soon. in my stocking i got this small tiny remote helicopter toy oh my fucking goodness is that thing the best way of amusing yourself so easily without drugs or alcohol. you do not understand.
i hope everyone had an amazing christmas no matter how they spent it even if you are jewish or whatever happy holidays okay.

useless

-the other day i got an email from a Wu Vinson and i do not know who Wu is but Wu sent me an email that was i am thinking spam but it was one of the best spams ever like an epic spam but it has no ending i want to write Wu back and be like WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENS NEXT WU? but i doubt i would get a reply.

"Aemon's hand crept across the blankets, groping for Sam's arm. We must go to the docks, Sam.
him, then swept his black wool cloak about his rounded shoulders, slumped through the door, and
traders tied up beneath the domes and towers of the Sealord's Palace. To the west lay the Ragman's"

-paint paint paint





-i went grocery shopping on friday night. i know exciting eh but the fact that i went grocery shopping is a very important fact to mention since i have not done so in about 2 weeks which was filled with more pizza than what i should have ate.

-the last two days i have attempted to go shopping for clothes for me. i should be doing christmas shopping but for whatever reason i am not feeling christmas this year and i am not in the mood to shop for other people so that essentially means that everyone is going to get a fucking gift card. not out of laziness but out of.. well ya laziness anywayanyway i could not find one thing to buy well i did buy some more calvins because they were on sale at the bay and i really dont need them but i just love new underwear i do not know what it is but ya fetish much AND then today when i went downtown holy fucking shoot myself in the face guess who decided to go shopping on the same day as the santa claus parade downtown at first i did not notice but then when i saw all the people i put two and two together and then quickly tried to shop but found nothing and i am pissed because i have money actually to buy stuff and all i found was underwear and then the parade ended and it was like tour de familes with fucking strollers everywhere as they all raced back to the skytrain/bus/parking lot and then i like had a panic attack inside was like fuck this and went home. the end.

continuing to entertain myself...