belated birthday poo

-last couple of weeks been cool. 4 day birthdays cause it was my fucking birthday then work oh my gawd work throw the chair out the window and jump after it type work but whatev. i just saw this and i laughed because i know we all have had similar mornings ya

but the birthday was good and i went to the art gallery with bitch and sharon she is from trinidad and she is awesome and the krazy show was good alot more comic oriented and like old school comics littered with total dark and adult humor with massive anti-religious and very misogynistic themes too but all cool especially the japanime and viedo game part good times and then we went back to our place and got tossed cause it was my birthday.



making faces again...

i can do that shit all night and still be amused



the night prior bitch, shaun and shari took me out for dinner and it was a fucking hasselhoff friday ya.

what a good looking bunch











ya fucking good times. heres to being 2 years from 30

speaking off then the next week was shauns birthday for 2 years from 30 so it was much of the same but sorta funner ill show later.

making faces

-well hello. i have been to seattle and to reno and to the office. that is where i have been. i have tons new clothes which i will show soon and i brought back a tiny bit of a sunny kissed face from reno and about 200 usd more than what i was planning to lose so that was nice. since then i have been busy with work not that i am thinking anybody cares but ya.
while i was gone bitch and tanya did this funny photoshoot with magazine cut outs and showed me when i got back and i laughed i thought they were funny so i wanted in the action











and this was taken earlier in the day and i thought it was cute. hah bitch but i wonder how many other identical pictures are out there


-i have come to the conclusion that bitch and are hermits at night time we do not like to go out and tanya is like our news bearer friend person and she brings us news of the outside world in the nocturnal hours of what songs they play these days at clubs and then i shrug and we engage in home made fun such as the above photos prove.

-my birthday is on sunday. 28. i do not see it as 28. i see it as 2 years away from 30 and that makes my breathing quicker and makes me want to buy a place and have dogs and cats and feel grown up i can not even grasp any of that well except a kitty and puppy i can deal with. i am going to rugbys for dinner with shari and shaun (SA-SQUARED!!!) and bitch and thats about it it wont be a gong show like last year well it could be a mini gong show but i just do not want to wake up at someone place i have never been on their living room floor with none of my stuff except my camelback pack filled with gin and tonic which i sipped as soon as i came too and started to run around looking for people and found some girl who was a friend of a friend laying on top of a bed in a fetal position thankfully clothed so i was like phew and then went home that was a horrible september 1st morning let me tell you.

flashback... ohhh 27... you were interesting and just another step.

-OH and bitch is getting a haircut from my hairdresser and i am excited however bitch is going in there with the adjectives to describe what he wants as FARMER and LEZBIAN. i told marc and he said he loves those and totally knows what he wants. ohmygawd they will get along perfectly.

goodbye samRO!

saturday saturday saturday

-hasselhoff fridays now on saturdays! bitch keeps stealing my videos and pictures from my camera and posting them first so you may have seen this but i am awesome. this is what it is like most of the time at our apartment. you should come over.

the garden

-every year there is always at least one rountine on so you think you can dance that i absolutely fall in love with and this year it was courtney and mark dancing to sonya tayeh's rountine and it was amazing.


it is on par to from last year's body language routine done by mandy moore. i watch this show and i start to dance like i am master contemporary when in reality the farthest i can move my leg up is to put it on the coffee table to rest it but i like the feeling that i think i can especially if i downed a bottle of wine while watching it.

AND SPECIAL FUCKING MENTION goes out to mirah. i never heard of her until last night and i think a part of me that loved that routine was simply because i loved that song. i now have her whole album advisory committee on my ipod.

RIZZA

-miss rizza where are you in the land of 1101001011100011001010... will you ever come back... do i HAVE to use the phone... its like you moved away again... should i call you... if i did would it still be the same... i wonder... miss you. stop sleeping.
<3

recommendationary time

-duma key by stephen king and i will be honest it has been a time since i read his stuff because i read alot of the earlier books where it was point blank gore/horror/scary but this book is an obvious more mature stephen king and i enjoyed it because it was a touch of geniune reality and then takes some awesome turns to the bizzare and 'surreal' near the end. yes i enjoyed it and the one reason that tells me such is because i plowed through it quicker than any book in the longest time. read it.

video interlude - olympic bound

-this is a video of me showing off my amazing acrobatics ability. i was doing a "flailing frontward handspring" and i can not do a series of them but bitch convinced me to try

behind in time and health

-holy lazy alert i am now posting about last weekend and it is already friday. um ya. but last weekend i did not do anything like super wonderful but i had a blast just relaxing and hanging out with friends and taking in sun and drinking and swimming. you know... summer.

this is pill popping chica dawg but she does not like pill popping and even if we hide it in salami she will eat the salami and pop out goes the pill. but she is cute. she is not feeling well.

saturday night i went out with inder...

and we drank...

got happy drunk cause...

current best friend (shari) and old best friend of elementary days of yore (shaun) are i do not know what to label it... "seeing eachother"? read between the lines. but i love it when worlds colide like this

i crashed at my parents place that morning after shari and shaun had to wrestle me home it is funny because shari jokes dealing with me while drunk takes a certain skill set like the crocodile hunter and she jokes like "CRIKEY HE IS STARTING TO RESIST QUICK GET HIM IN THE REVERSE HOLD" that is because she is funny and my best friend and the next morning bitch came and joined me for some backyard lounging and hair of the dog raising at my parents.

then we visited shari at her place with her cute dog cali. oh wait till you see this video of me doing "frontward hand springs" and then bitch is like DO 2 AT A TIME. it is funny i will have to download it later.

bitch squared

then we went to go back to my parents for a belated birthday dinner for bitch but i was HAMMED... look at my starry eyes.

i used to sit under this tree when i was in high school and smoke pot all the time.

the end.

-i have not gone for a run in like a week and it is amazing how guilty i am feeling. i will maybe run tonight but fridays... i just do not like the idea of having to run on a friday. no plans this weekend except maybe a little more sun hopefully maybe.

-also buying a wii in the summer is the dumbest fucking idea ever because hello hermit life but that is okay because my right forearm is all toned. thanks bowling, house of the dead and rampage. rampage is fun because it reminds me of the old days but the game is not that great EXCEPT FOR WHEN I UNLOCKED THE TURTLE CHARACTER. i like came i swear.

-i went to some seminar yesterday for acv and reminded myself i hate the general population of agents. they smell free stuff and they would body check their own grandmother to get to that free pen and mousepad that they will never use.

-my throat is sore and has that gross vile taste you know when you think you are getting sick and asianbosslady always says to pop tylenol like mad if you feel it coming on. i am on my like 8th pill since yesterday morning and plus 4 or 5 cold fx. i am sure that is not healthy but i do not want sickness.

-bitch just text me that he went for a jog... i am amazed and happy. good for you babe.!!! say good bye to plus size modeling! ;)

-ps... i love rhianna's new video. song is neh but i love the video.

viewing the bitch slap on mii

-so i bought a fucking nintendo wii. super impulsive and i just said it was for bitches birthday and for the fact i finished my loan of 4 years so lets work on the debt with the credit cards ya. anyway we love it so it does not matter. we love our miis too



-i also love pictures of tanya and i because we are better now

(bitch already posted this on his blog but i do not care)





and loss of interest...

-bitch got fucking tossed on his birthday and before on his last day of 24 (24 ON THE FLO!) and he talks about it here and i dare you to click on the picture that he is all like WARNING at the end, ya open that up and look at that and imagine yourself at 3am going for a smoke and then step... ya thats right. hes lucky it was his birthday though he was a tote bitch but if the shoe fits... ie. bitch can you pick the sheet up (were at the beach with rizza and N and tom) and bitches response is FOR MY BIRTHDAY? NO! and the whole day was filled with his loving presence.

-i got the camera i won today.


i gave it to bitch to use so he can make his lil videos on his own camera and stop using mine because i am a possesive asshole. i recognize this and i accept this.


this is a picture of my view from my desk in my office. fyi. that is cactus club down there and at 11.30am sharp there is a line up of suits all standing outside to get it. it is the weirdest thing sorta hot too if you like a bunch of guys in suits all standing in line waiting to... mind trails...

fag food

-bitch and i just created our own little blog together called "fag food" because we are bored on a friday night and we are both trying to eat healthy and we are trying new things other than pasta and perogies and beer and also bitch likes to take pictures of food while he is cooking so we will do that. we will tell you how we cooked it like two young self absored male gay martha fucking stewarts. we will also allow guest spots... ahem miss rizza with her amazing fucking pizza stone ya?

trail weight

-last weekend i think or this may have been from the long weekend which was or wasnt last weekend we went to some place in north vancouver and it was okay but it was hot and i wanted to swim and bitch said he knew where he was going so shari and i were like sweet lets swim somewhere and when bitch finally got us there after walking steps it was a creek filled with people and you couldnt really swim so we sat and watched people jumping into the water and then we left it was lame i would like to go again and have that creek to myself. just me. maybe one other person but that is a maybe.

for those wondering the rating was at yellow or orange i dont know...




those are pictures from bicthes camera but i got a call from the filipino lady at the camera shop and my camera is already fixed but i can only get in there on saturday omg i can not wait.

-i am watching the news as i type this and they are talking about some apartment fire and they spoke to this old guy and he was saying something and all i caught was "...by the time they got here it was already licking the rim of the balcony!" and i sorta chuckled and was like i have done that before and realized he was talking about the fire licking the rim OF not on the balcony but it was a funny early morning mental chuckle of the whorey days.

-healthblogentry um ran more, i have put dumbells by the toilet so when one is sitting there pinching one off they can tone biceps. i have traded potato chips in for edamame, ice cream for yogurt and my everloved sourdough for flax and sunflower seed bread. seriously bitch is like WHO ARE YOU and i said I WANT TO BE NON LOVE HANDELIZED no really i am not that fat i just dont like the slight jiggle that goes on when i walk and when i was looking at pictures of vegas by the pool i had the total man-tit-fat-fold which bothers me madly. i will fix myself. i almost bought a ds game called my weightloss coach but i was then like how embarassing to take that up to the cashier who is this little fucking punk that i couldnt care less about but not even CAN I GET A GIFT RECEIPT FOR THIS would help take the OMG out of me buying that in public but whatev... hi amazon.

-i get to train a new person in the office today... fun. and then when that person screws up the first thing out of their mouth was I WAS NEVER TOLD ABOUT THAT when i told that person several times and then i hate the person. my boss has a good feeling about the new one though... we shall see.

-8 days left and 4 years of 15,000 dollars in debt ends. you can not guess what that feels like. unless you have been in the same situation.


hahah tranya. i made her mad on the weekend and she hated me for a good couple of days she may still hate me but i said sorry but she may be one of those bitches that holds on to things all internally and loathes and plots bad things. we shall see.

paint the door

-i took in both of my busted cameras today to this store and i go in and their is the older filipino lady talking on the phone and i am like sweet i will tote talk this up and so she ends her conversation and says hi and she has the harsh filipino accent so she is cute in the older filipino lady type way you know the ones when you visit their house you have food in your hands in like 1 minute of being there that type of filipino lady and she said the camera i sat one wont be covered because it is obvious "impact damage" meaning i can tell your dumb ass sat on it but the second one she was like i dunno and some how hotels came up and she tells me how she booked a hotel with expedia and it did not work out so i chat her up about travel and she is laughing and like you are nice and i was like thank you and then she said she will get the second camera fixed and i am all sweet thanks because that was the one i really like and i will just give the one i won with westjet to bitch for a birthday gift.

-i have been painting all day.



-bitch took some sweet pictures last night..


-i am going to go hang out with lezbians in surrey tonight. hot.

-so bitch was like look what you can do with your blog and i was like huh and he showed me so i have been playing with it cause im bored...

turning of the picturesque running tides

-so if i had a camera i would take pictures of how bitch completely changed around our apartment and it is now really open and sorta separated at the same time and i like it it is a change but i can not understand where bitch got the energy to do this at 11:30pm on saturday night but he gets like this where suddenly he is all cleaning everything and goes from room to room and keeps cleaning and then when he is done complains that i did not help and i always say you never asked for help and he says it would be nice if i just offered to help him but then i always say but i did not feel like cleaning so if i did not feel like cleaning then why would i offer to assist in said cleaning and then it blows into a huge fight and divorce. not really but it can at times.

-oh wait I JUST WON A CAMERA from westjet!#$%!#$! at least now i do not have to rush to get my other ones fixed but i should have the new one in about 2 weeks. thats twice i have won stuff from westjet but i learneded after last time do not even bother with the flight prizes because they will route you through fucking halifax to get to vegas well not really we had to go via edmonton but still dumb so i just kept entering for the camera and won. good for me.

-to further the whole salad thing i went and bought runners on friday and i have actually gone running twice now but did not yesterday because my thighs were still rolling around in agony from the two days of abuse i dealt them but i like running and breathing hard and then being like FUCK I AM OUT OF SHAPE and walk and then walk and head to the beer and wine store.

-i got to meet some of bitch's family last night at his moms i met his aunt (x2) and uncle (x2) and cousin and we sat and watched the canada day fire works and ate and i love his aunt carol she is totally fun and likes drinking so we laughed the whole night and she told bitch she loves me so we are going to visit them in penticton during the summer to continue the drinking and laughing and then when we left his parents place last night we hoped onto the skytrain and we did not know but they were planning on shutting down the train earlier than normal and so we got stuck in new west and i had to call my dad again to come pick me up i am waiting for him to submit an invoice to me for all the late night COMERESCUEMEFATHER calls.