slipping out the industry gift

-the other night bitch and i were sitting and talking and he made some mention of my idustrial piercing that has been there foreverever and when i say foreverever i am meaning like when i broke up with my first girlfriend ever and ya i am one of those fags who have, how do i put this politely, actually penetrated a vagina with my penis and came and also went down on serveral too which was weird since i got off on that more than the sex with chicks but that is a seperate story all on its own and ya i got that piercing after i broke up with chickypoo who was fucking bi polar which hey i am not against but they have medication for that and i can easily guess she did not take the medication because what a fucking yo yo of emotions it was to go out with her it was like love you and hate you and love you and hate you and BREAK UP and i miss you love you miss you love you lets get back together and i am like OKAY and then love you hate you love you hate you and me going WHERE ARE THOSE BRUISES (which looked like hickeys but i gave her the benefit of the doubt) COMING FROM and she would say BOXES and then i later found out BOXES=guy she worked with so ya after that piece of information it was done and i got pierced because i was young and stupid and like I AM IN PAIN LETS INFLICT PAIN TO KNOW I AM ALIVE or some bullshit crap like that and ya. but anyway in discussing this with bitch i was like WHY AM I STILL HAVING THAT IN MY EAR and i took it out. bye bye memories of first (and last) bi polar ex girlfriend whose boughts of fellatio i did enjoy thanks to her multipierced tongue and slurpees. wow that is some past dirty laundry eh.

-i am supposed to be going to a early christmas party with friends tyler et all and it was difficult to decide whether i should go or not because tonight is the top model finale but i already know carridee is going to win so ya i am going to go and we do this thing called a 'chinese gift exchange' or something like that but one person opens a gift and then the next person goes and if they do not like it they can steal from the person who already opened a gift and i am not sure why this is called a chinese gift exchange because well if that is how chinese people exchnage gifts normally no wonder the majority just give money at christmas time because um ya that is tons easier then getting your hello kitty doll you always wanted taken by your older gay brother who is amazing at piano playing. i am going to buy a bottle of 'painted turtle' wine and include a small canvas with a turtle that i painted so my theme to my gift is painted turtle because i am a fucking genious like that and if they do not appreciate my theme i am going to fuck some people up.