-so out of complete frustration and absolute craziness i gave my two week notice to crapland. i am sorta sad that i quit but ya know i would prefer to have my weekends off and direct more attention to things i like doing like painting and reading and having time to complete work from the office and eating and sex and so ya. i was thinking though i will miss giving fashion advise to ladies who did not know what they were doing and i would be all like NO NO NO YOU DO IT LIKE THIS WOMAN and they thought i was right and bought stuff so i figure if i get the urge i will just randomly go into fitting rooms in stores like guess or mex or tristan or like zellers and give random fashion advise like what you see on tlc but i will not give everybody i interfer with free crest premium white strips because well i can not afford that. i can not wait to have my evening and weekends off though. that is exciting.
-bitch is ill. he is breaking down. if he were a used car i would have traded him in by now but the only thing stopping me at this point is that he still able to get his free coffee per week so he is hanging in there. but he has sever tendonitis from working at starbucks for ages and then he got sick so he is this immobile dripping factory of whining. he is marvelous to be around. but i still love him. and yes yes i have heard the comments about handjobs and the lack there of...
-friend tanya totally found a bachelor place down the road from us which can mean trouble and her place is super cute but she has this issue of this smell that is all remincent of an out house and she has to talk to the landlord about that and if its not fixable shes outta there. but its super cute. i guess there is only one thing to say... welcome home tanya.... welcome home.
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