-on saturday night i made pretty caesars (i always wonder if i spell that right but i never care enough to check) and drank them and got pretty much to the pass-out-drunk-on-the-floor-with-glass-in-hand level and so this morning i had to clean that pretty drink off my carpet which was very surprisingly easy with some of this arm and hammer laundry super powder or something and poof its gone it was great to discover this morning because i was not feeling life and the thought of kneeling and scrubbing all i can give into the carpet to remove the drink from the carpet that i happened to drop on was not so appealing. the drinks were good though.
um and do not mind the fact that that is how our coffee table always looks with shit all over it and wrappers and more wrappers and stuff. but the whole point was that my drink looked pretty.
-you know how the in elevators there are those screens some times and they rattle off random things like news headlines and stock gyberish and weather and crap all about the outside world while you are crammed into a tiny little elevator with people who are all dressed the same while i was in one of those elevators the other day and i saw some random fact that some cracker that oprah ate on television caused a 50% increase in that crackers sales the following day. i know that is not surprising but just another fact that oprah is essentially god and will rule us and give us free stuff once she owns the world because when you own the world you can give whatever you want to give because you own the world. viva la oprah.
-im watching deal or no deal and there is this guy who is a bodybuilder who makes bagpipes and just asked howie to touch his "20 inch arm"..... um. dood... first off you are a freak as is being so big so the need to wear a kilt should be minimal. i dunno something about this guys irritates me. he looks jewish. is he even scottish? and he totally sucked on the show... like ouch change the channel sucked!! i need to get out more.
No comments:
Post a Comment