six tings

-bitch and i went to a new restaurant on commercial called the reef and it was good we had their JAH dip which is like spinach artichoke dip with jalepeno and then tacos with jerk chicken. their stuff on the menu was split into groups of 'tings' and i thought that was cute because it is like a caribbean person saying the word things and then on i painted and then hung out with shari and then i fell asleep.




-a while ago rizza tagged me to do this thing where i talk about 6 things so um here.

1-i was born breech. i am not sure why but whenever i have to tell people an odd fact i like to share that information because i think it is funny and then people will put two and two together and see the obvious stupid humor in it and then everyone is slightly less uncomfortable and then people talk more because they think hey whatever at least i am not a gay who was born breach. haha ooooooh frank..



2-i have smoked for almost 12 years and i am only 27 and when i say that to myself it makes me feel like quiting in a big way. its fucking gross to be honest. but i have tried and i fail but i think i need patches and gums or whatever just help because cold turkey is so like nicotine masocism. it sucks. i would like to say this will be the year but for sure before 30. whoa as i am typing i am thinking and i have made the promise to myself in my head and i feel good about it. good.

3-i would love to quit my job and just paint and live off that. nothing to deep about this pretty self explanitory. i like painting and lately it has felt good and feeling good about stuff is a thing of awesome overall.

4-if and when i have a child i am one of those vain assholes that would have to name my child with a name that begins with a J because i am self absorbed and i of course like the letter J so my child should have a name with a J but not jared that is over the line but for sure J. bitch this is not up for discussion. if there are two the second one is yours. enjoy.

5-i wish i could break the habit of making mental lists. i make them all the time. i wake up and i a)need to make coffee b)shave c)iron d)grab any files from work and stuff in bag and then i go to work and then i make more lists of what to do and then when i leave i need to go shopping for a)butter b)milk c)sugar d)TP e)qtips etc etc and then when i am heading home i think i need to a)do laundry b)iron c)set up coffee maker for the next morning d)do some work and pull out the files from the bag to remind yourself to work and then i fall asleep because i am exhausted from the lists and repeat.

6-when i first meet people i am so extremely socially nervous and inwardly awkward that i say weird things to be funny and it does not work so then i drink alot and then so if i ever meet you and i start to drink it is because i am nervous because i like new people who are interesting. if i do not drink i am not interested in you in anyway or i may just be sleeping because i do that but usually after drinking.