interview for the misty TP

-last night TRAN-ya came over and we watched a movie and drank caesars and the movie was the mist and at first i was like oh gawd but then it was okay and then at the end i was fucking angry what a shitty ending like i am going to spoil it if you have not seen it like they were so fucking quick to shoot themselves and then right when the guy has no more bullets and he is in agony cause he just SHOT HIS FUCKING SON then suddenly the army shows up right at that point like a whole fucking brigade of people and you can not tell me that the whole time they were driving at a fucking snails pace that they did not see these army doods what so ever since when they passed they were right next to the vehicle and ya anyway once it ended i took the movie case and threw it at tanya and told her to take her stupid fucking movie out of here and she left i rode my bike with her because i am protective of my friends walking home at 1am even though they BRING OVER SHITTY FUCKING MOVIES THAT MAKE ME ANGRY. special mention goes out to the god bat shit crazy lady who i would have shot in the beginning as soon as she started spouting end of days crap.

-(seguay) speaking of crap here is survival tip 13843245: if you have run out of toilet paper and discover this as you are sitting there and you have no paper towels in the house the best thing to do is use COFFEE FILTERS. true story. my ass was not happy but it was that or shower and i just finished getting ready for work and i had already showered so with bitchs ingenious brain he brought me a coffee filter to use. NO WORRIES NOW we went out and bought some and i splurged and got me some CHARMIN CHA CHA CHA and stuff feels like silk 300x over on my delicate brown star fish. cha cha cha.

-tran-ya is now working at zawa. i know!?@!?# we went there last sunday and after 3 pitchers of beer the owner who knows us and ALWAYS refers to my birthday if we are getting rowdy he is like OH IS IT YOUR BIRTHDAY AGAIN in an iraqi accent and i laugh he is funny but anyway he started to like interview tanya right there while she is all drunk and making squabbly laughing sounds and then he was like come tomorrow and work and she did and tonight she is working again. during the "interview" salam (the owner) kept asking me would you hire her and i would say YESHH I'D HER HIRE TOTE MAN because i was hammed. then the next day i painted her a congratulatory owl because she likes owls.


and now pictures of us because i love pictures of us and they are from two different days but same cast same place!




i like to slap tanya around it makes me feel like a man


see what i mean... its like the same photo from above just with a wardrobe change


this is frank he is our neighborhood cat seriously i watch all sorts of people walk by him pet him and be like HI FRANK everyone loves frank. he will follow us sometimes and want to come into our apartment and if there werent cameras everywhere he would be ours. done.

AND NOW another segment of the many faces of me:

this is my impression of tango

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and this, i have been informed is what i look like when you piss me off but not enough to open my mouth but when i look like this i send out I WILL KILL YOU VIBES. perfect.