video interlude - bit you where?

-awoke for a brief moment to share this:



and um if your dog is biting "baginas" (doo dimes) and "benises" i would be concerned.

"is no my fawt"

i could quote her all fucking day long
"he can make looove but he wont have babies!"

thank you dlisted .

bitch = david

-for the years that i have talked about him in my own lil world i have referred to him as bitch. he was my bitch and there were reasons i called him bitch and i called him bitch with the most love i could feel towards someone. but now i will call him by his name... dave.

plain and simple, dave and i have decided to end the relationship. dave, if you are reading this... i apologize if you do not agree with me airing the laundry so to speak but i feel i need to because i am a little exhausted trying to explain this to everyone who is OMG ARE YOU GUYS OKAY and the answer to that is yes individually we are. i refuse to use the term "break up" because to ME that has very negative connotations to it and this whole situation has been nothing close to negative. sad... yes. negative... no. we both understand where we are in life and in life i have never loved an individual as much as i have dave. we have had our ups and downs over 4 and a half years and at this time it is only right to go a different direction to further understand ourselves and love ourselves more that what we have because together we are two strong willed people who need to figure out our directions in life and unfortunately at this time we both agree we can not do this in a joined fashion.

i cry as i type this because i am sad that i can not be the person i wish i could be for him at this point and i am sad that this could not be the fairy tale ending that everyone dreams of... i dunno i am just plain sad but in this weird way i am also excited for dave and i to learn about life outside of eachother. 4 and a half years may seem small in print but when you have gone through what we have you would understand that we do love each other and that has not changed but just a different angle of light has been shed and we need to find ourselves again.

dave i love you and i always will. plain and simple. i have always been about the plain and simple. but with that said i look forward to us being the bestest of friends and understanding eachother in a different light and with that a whole new different level of love.

forever ever ever....

youtube interlude - magnificent beasts

-i wake up and i check my email and then i decide to roam through youtube watching videos by doing stupid searches like cats and kittens and then follow links and watch other videos. my favorites for today

head bobbing kittens...


death metal dogs...


and britney oh my...

gunning em down

-go see bitch's new page. main focus on photography... good photography in my opinion. and tell him what is in your mind when you look at his pictures in the comment section he likes comments even if they are like I AM HUNGRY or I HAVE GAS but leave a comment.




post script: did i not do warnings of the frequent appearances of the hat in pictures... pretty easy to predict especially i like do not take it off.

pictoral interlude - gong-er-oke

-last thursday was sort of an innocent night originally then candice was like lets go kareoke and i was like okay but it is going to be an early night and that should be the big red flag because normally when i say that um ya pass out central. the pictures sorta tell the story by themselves... so much fun though.


that guy is kim he lives below us we were like come up for a drink and he did. nice guy









masters of ceremoies...

kandice sang dolly partons jolene and dedicated it to me and said "jared quit stealing my men..." and that led to couple of head scratches. it was cute







this is one of the many friends we made that night. i dont even know her name. we made the night


kandice does not like jaeger...

bitch and tanya went next door and it was salsa night. more like back sweat night.

then bitch got up and sang... hilarity began. seeing him sing rehab and screaming the only lyrics he knows NO NO NO the best especially on his knees





we started the whole lets dance around people singing. everyone joined eventually


haha tanya










then i got sleepy. you know... thats how i roll!!!


-special mention goes to my new houndstooth hat that you will see forever now in every picture, thanks bitch!@#$!

ode to the tv once again

-oh television of mine or friends or whoevers i may be watching... how i love thee especially when you show me things like fringe... you have tapped my brain and made me feel like i am watching something smart but it is just fun. i feel like i am watching house mixed with lost and xfiles and a touch of a soap opera but oh how i will not miss one episode of thee. i just came back from hanging out at our friends house as a social thing but killed two birds with one stone and watch you at the same time. 2 birds is always good ya.

and then there is so you think you can dance canada... aka so we know we can dance better than the states. did anyone else watch the first episode to see sytycd matriarch mary murphy screetch at how wonderful we are at dancing and saying we have the best dancers in the world... that is right "its our wadda hunney!!!" (zip to the 7:10 mark and witness)

i swoon when i watch you. you have made me laugh and you have made me cry (when buddy in the vancouver auditions talked about his mom with the brain tumor... i cried in my beer...) i will remain utterly faithful you lovable thing you.

big brother. suck my cock. keesha shut up. your laugh is worse than tanyas. change channel.

heroes is returning too... ahh... and with that i will carve my ass groove back into the couch... thank you tv as you have reminded me that summer has left and winter is here.

ever yours, ever mine, ever channel nine!@#$%!

belated birthday poo

-last couple of weeks been cool. 4 day birthdays cause it was my fucking birthday then work oh my gawd work throw the chair out the window and jump after it type work but whatev. i just saw this and i laughed because i know we all have had similar mornings ya

but the birthday was good and i went to the art gallery with bitch and sharon she is from trinidad and she is awesome and the krazy show was good alot more comic oriented and like old school comics littered with total dark and adult humor with massive anti-religious and very misogynistic themes too but all cool especially the japanime and viedo game part good times and then we went back to our place and got tossed cause it was my birthday.



making faces again...

i can do that shit all night and still be amused



the night prior bitch, shaun and shari took me out for dinner and it was a fucking hasselhoff friday ya.

what a good looking bunch











ya fucking good times. heres to being 2 years from 30

speaking off then the next week was shauns birthday for 2 years from 30 so it was much of the same but sorta funner ill show later.