picking the drunken wallet out

-friday night rolled around and i was all like i am needing to go out since bitch was sick and i was feeling alright i decided to go out so i called friend mr. lea who just got a new job being bartender man and i was all like SWEET A NEW PLACE I CAN GET DRUNK AND PASS OUT UNDER THE TABLE OF and he was like for sure. so we went to the cambie and drank. then friends bucci and randy man came but were stuck in the line so we left and went to the bourbon and then we drank more. in the beginning of the night i told friend mr. lea that my new years resolution was to make no resolution and to develop that voice in my head that says SELF I AM THINKING YOU HAVE HAD TOO MUCH TO DRINK because i seem to lack that voice and all friend mr. lea would do was put his finger to my lips and go shhhh and pass over the shot of whatever the waitress brought us. from there it is all blurry. i made it home on my own accord i assume by taxi and apparently we hit up two other places of drinking establishments and ya but not in that order or course. good times. i went to work the next morning and i knew i reeked like last nights beer so i ate a bunch of garlic paremsean pretzel balls and everybody said i stunk like garlic.

-bitch apparently went out too. i misssed like 36 phone calls from him. my phone was on silent. oh well. and ya. he went to some club with some friends and while out side some homeless lady ran into him and then ran. she jacked his wallet. can you believe it. i can not. poor shit has had the worst luck with his wallet. my mother unit says she is going to personally sew zippers to every article of clothing of his that has a pocket. anywayanyway he walked all the way home and then got a phone call from his friend and apparently homeless lady wallet picker walked by the club again and a bouncer who saw what happened earlier grabbed her and demanded the wallet back and he got it back and then gave it to bitchs friend to bring back to him. so he has his wallet again with nothing gone. jesus eff'ing christ. that kid has a horse shoe up his ass.

-i am house sitting from friend skwirl because her and her husband went to huatulco. i sent them there. they have two cats and one is a very needy cat who wants attention and is standing right in front of the key board and is getting hair into my beer so i am going to stop but since they have internet you will see more posts from me this week~~!