drink high back and blow

-i am leaving today. my mom burst my bubble this morning by telling me that there is no window up by the bed above the driver and i was like WHAT and she said it was because drunk assholes like myself tried sitting up there too much while the vehicle was in motion and went through it because the motorhome crashed and stuff and i was like FUCK IT i am not going and she said fine so i was like KIDDING. then i asked if we are able to smoke in the RV and she said no and i was like oh and she said BUT HELLO THAT IS WHY I BOUGHT FUCKING FEBREEZE AND MINI ASHTRAYS. i told bitch and he was like NOOO SMOKING and my mom said BITE ME to bitch. hah. i love her.

-last weekend shari came over and we smoked and drank and smoked and drank and smoked and danced under the moon naked. well not really but we discussed it and then it is like my most favoritist thing to watch east indian television all high and play MIA because it ALWAYS matches and we laugh and i get so caught up with the GURU madness i usually fall asleep.


-i wish i was like rich or at least with lots of money so i can buy everyone i know mickey mouse ears with some sort of durogatory word on it like DOUCHE, TWAT, SMEGMA, and RECTUM but i do not have the money but now that i think about it i want to name my first born SMEGMA. that is so hot. SMEGMA GO SHOWER YOU STINK LIKE SHIT!!! ... and he would be like JUST WHEN YOU PULL THE SKIN BACK DAD hah. i am hilarious. if you do not know what smegma is go here. it is stuff you put on cupcakes.