-i am back again... again. and again. i flew yesterday from las vegas and i had a free agent ticket and i am not allowed to have it upgraded to first at check in but my eyes are pretty and so was the check in agent and i told her and i paid 50 dollars for first class. it was much nicer to fly home that way except for the grumpy asian who looked as if i was asking for his first born male child of his family when i asked to borrow his pen to fill out my customs form so i spilt a cracker on him i should have dipped in the dip first. came home in a limo too because i was like I AM FAMOUS and it was nice. the trip was fun and interesting and at one point i was in the company of the most racist single minded pompus ass half white half spic i have ever ever ever ever met and will meet i am sure. he drove bitch and i to the airport when bitch left and when he dropped me off back at the rv i had to sit and cry because he was so emotionally draining listening to him using terms like 'gorilla', 'sand nigga', 'hong and wong', um ya you get the point. i have pictures but i will show them later... not of chuck the racist but of the trip.
it was nice to come home and i drank my liter of rye i bought for 18 dollars holy shit my pants and made sweet raping love to bitch. i missed him tunz.
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