-i am not dressed up. the whole static cling failure totally deflated any balloon i had for halloween this year but it is just because i am lazy and do not care. i like how most receptionists dressed up like witches. creative bitches at their best.
-update on the homo-hating pamphlet... never got one. after all that i am sorta saddened.
-i am housesitting for friend skwirl because she currently is roasting down in mexico while we are dealing with fucking cold weather but that is not my point the point is that i am house sitting and this is like the third time in a month i have done this for friends i am like the trustworthy friend that you can trust to watch your place and i think i will go pro on this and actually put together a business proposal to friends going away and all i charge is 500grams of genoa salami and a 12 pack of beer. i like beer and salami. i can fend for myself if i need to eat anything else like the cat food for the cats but i must have beer and salami. friend skwirl left me that and beer and also a pack of bacon and i ate the whole pack in one sitting very reminiscent when i was on 'operation gain weight' sorta like nicole ritchie but it was not because i was doing drugs every night and walking around going WHY CANT I GAIN WEIGHT it was because i was stressed about moving and relationships and i did not eat for like ever and when friends were like ARE YOU SICK i realized i was not eating so i went on OPERATION GAIN WEIGHT and i would eat packs of bacon by itself. i am bacon. i am a coronary attack. i am surprised i am not dead. but bacon is soo fucking good. i really do not know where i was going with this because now i can not stop thinking about bacon. so i will add that to my transaction fee list for house sitting: 1)500grams of genoa 2)beer 3)bacon. ... its like breakfast lunch and dinner all rolled into one.
ps-i have some great photos from the last week or so and i just have been lazy but i like this one of bitch and i
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