-hmmm.. it has been a week and a bit and no i am not stating that it has been a week and abit since i last posted because then ya hi OBVIOUS what i am refering to is that is has been one HELL of a week and bit. bosslady is away right now and that term when the cat is away the mice will play well not in my world it is when the cat is away the cats assistant which happens to be a mouse will get all the wonderful last minute holiday stuff to try and arrange and politely explain why prices are so high because they are doing so last minute and ya. not fun.
-anyway ya and i am feeling pathetic because i am actually excited that britney has filed for divorce. i called and told bitch and he said the same. i am not a fan but i thought she was extra hot during her phase of i am a virgin yet put videos like SLAVE FOR YOU where she is all sweaty and basically partaking in a neil patrick harris' dream of writhing between sweaty men but in his dream they are all broadway stars but sweaty nonetheless but ya ya... um i thought she was hot back then and i can see her trying to come back with that and power to you just hide the stretch marks sista
-i have had only a bagel to eat today and it is 4.25pm. i have had 6 times that in coffee. i have 0 appetite and the energy of neil patrick harris around some sweaty broadway men. HAH. i am sorry i love the fact that neil is like HELLO I AM GAY. um neil, lance beat you to it and you were way more obvious then he was so fuck off. but in a strange way i would like to have sex with him and call him DOOGIE and make him wear one of those doctor heart hearing stethascopes. doogie is so a bottom.
-if you we are drunk together and um you walk ahead of me i will call you out bitches...
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