slipping the skwirl snow

-all of vancouver is like a fucking ice rink and i do not like it so much because the one pair of shoes that i had that had the slightestestest bit of traction other than dressy work shoes, well bitch sorta donated them. so anyway if i am all walking outside it is only in canvas shoes that have no traction and i live on a slight hill so it is fun skating to the corner store. bitch fell on his ass last night when him me and friend skwirl went to wine store. skwirl is staying with us for a couple of days to get out of north vancouver and we had a bottle of wine while watching project runway and we were all excited for the second hour which was supposed to be the finale so we all bundled up and went wine store walking and when we came back the finale was not on in actuality or something so i tried to watch heroes which is a fucking awesome show it is like lost and xmen wrapped in one like a bacon wrapped scallop and it is good but skwirl talked alot so i had to lose interest in the show.

so i made her sleep in the main room with no heat well not on purpose i am just not used to leaving the heat on during the night and she was not happy this morning when i woke her up and she was under a mound of like 7 million blankets but i said YOU KNOW WHERE THE HEAT THING IS and i forget what her reply was. she could not believe that bitch and i did not have a hair dyer and hello skwirl this is the first year i have had a DOO and so i helped her dry her hair with a flat iron which took forever but her hair looked amazing.

-i love how when it snows in vancouver the city is complete mayhem and ya. hi we are hosting the olympics and one snow fall and we are all shitting... hah. that is great stuff. apparently we should get more snow on thursday. i do not mind. i mind the hydro bill but i like staying in when it is nasty fucking cold out.


that is a picture of my truck when i lived in surrey and i was 'straight' but you could tell i was not that straight as i drove a ford ranger and i called it the t-ride and it had a bed in the back. but the back leaked even though i caulked every inch of it and the water would get on the mattress and mold would grow and the only people who would go in there were 20 east indian ladies i would give a ride to down river road to the albion ferry when i would go to work in maple ridge. but anyway that is about the same amount of snow surrey received on the weekend and i am glad i no longer live in surrey.