-last weekend was a gong show. i will not link the shit because i am lazy but if you goto bitch's myspace there are like fucking gazillion lil videos of us trashed at our place and the last couple are of them dragging my passed out ass to bed. it was fun. but the next day i woke up and i was ill not like HEY HE IS ILL all cool like i mean like ILL as is still fucking feeling drunk and i had to work at crapland and so i showered thinking it would be a miracle shower to sober me up and ya no and then went into work anyway and as soon as i stepped in i was like NO I CAN NOT BE HERE i am sorta gonna get in shit for creeping into work all semi-left-over intoxicated but its okay i accept fault but it made me realize time for a breaky poo to give the liver a breather. it was drowning.
-did anyone see this shit last night. i think it is my newest favoritestest game show and the thing is i dispise william shatner, and i am not really into money game shows but this is the best because you have to pick a "dancer for your answer" and the fag they had on first blew my mind in that OH MY FUCKING GAWD WHERE DO THEY FIND THESE PEOPLE sorta way and not in the good way i mean why does america always put gay people on tv who are the epitome of flaming or just fucking overtly gay and no wonder half of america hates gays i mean i watch that shit and i hate gays and then i am like OH SHIT I AM GAY and i am thankful i missed the gay lisp genes when they were being passed out to homo babies. i want to see hot gay men like reichen or something in their underwear in game shows or in reality tv. then i will be like gay but i love it. whatever i guess i can say whatever i want and it does not matter because gaylisp man on the show last night walked away with $590,000 dollars. i loved when captain kirk would be like LADIES LETS DANCE and he would waddle around on stage doing what he thought was a dance. it was the best. oh and when he brought out the dancers he turned to gaylisp man and said NOT THAT YOU WILL CARE or something like that it was funny. the whole show was funny entertaining not in game show entertaining.
UPDATE: here is a clip from that totally shows some of the best parts between fag and captain kirk!. MURSE
-it is raining fucking big time. i want to row home.
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