head down ass up thats the way we like the muff

-lately i have taken to falling asleep head first into the furniture. and then like tuck my hands and arms in all safty first style and when i see these pictures i am like WHY AM I NOT A BOTTOM because obviously my body is naturally like HAAYYY you know but anyway...



and i must thank bitch for his unwavering skill at being sure pictures are taken quite artistically of my ass with still life and sunglasses.

-what do you do when on a saturday night you have not had a drink and sorta are wanting to steer clear for the sake of "health" and have nothing to do... you make muffins. seriously bake the first time in ages and actually be excited about it that is what we did and we made mocha muffins and some other berry shit. it was fun in that alternate saturday night category ya.


riveting i know. tanya kept trying to tell me to whisk and i was like NO OVERMIXING CAUSES TOUGH MUFFINS and showed the bitch how to put chocolate chips in. thats how you do it so when you bite in and you are overcome by melted chocolate chips almost like a lava muffin because i am smart and like chocolate. then we drank.

-bitch liked the muffins... hes cushy.