weekend pasta trip of sin

-i had a good weekend. friday was margaret cho and she was fucking hilarious of course. the opening act was some dude dressed as a female singing about shoes and is this huge youtube thing but i am not sure why and i have not looked for him on youtube because like i said i was not huge into it ya and then cho came out and she is awesome in that she is completely and utterly gay friendly or as she would say queer. the show had me laughing the whole night but the ONE thing i could have done without was the lezbian behind us because each time the words 'pussy' '2-way-dildo' 'eat me out' or anything vaginally related she fucking yelled with joy and it was like yes we get it your lezbian you do not see me yelling everytime she says penis. shut up. but then i laughed and it was okay.

saturday was lets have the regulars over and drink and shari was here and we made pasta and loved photos.


shari thought the garlic smell was coming from me...






then the night got messy.

sunday bitch was like lets go somewhere so we went to granville island



and then it sank it that it was sunday. so i did what every one does on sunday when they realize it is sunday.
buy candy.
lots of it.

and that crazed look is because when i was standing there i realized i just spent $9.87 on candy by accident because scooping out your own candy bag is overwhelming and fun and saddening all in one big burrito.
so i did what i normally do.


-in other news i am going to las vegas on april 17 with shari and staying at the palazzo for 3 nights and i am so excited at how this all worked last minute. it was supposed to be florida but for certain reasons that is not all fitting in the picture so last minute molded this and i am happy. i love my job.