-on the weekend i fell off the wagon. whatev i am cool with it. bitch and i hung out with one of his old friends j'nette and her friend erin. they like to drink as well and it turns out they live in the apartment building next to me. so we went to some lame party where there was no music and people were reading magizines. the highlight was when i almost puked from over drinking to make the night some what exciting. after an hour of that shit we left and drank while walking down commercial in the rain. we basically reaked havoc through our camera randomly taking pictures of people but we were nice people because we would give money to them for their visual kindness. my favorite was an old lady who i am still unsure if she was homeless but she had this great homeless chic look and when we asked her her name we all thought she said derka and i do not think thats what it was but we liked derka better than what her actual name is. we gave her like 5 bucks in change. we aparently are not very financially responsible when drunk but that is a no brainer.
we formed an air band called asian nose penis and our first single is called "two for trish" and it is going to be about a a drag queen who hooks herself out to pay for some double d breasts. we are going to be the next big thing. our second single is going to be called "donair downhere" which is based on a toothless cripple who was still hawt who liked donair and how an admirer puts donair on her lap in hope of getting eaten out.
i eventually fell asleep...
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