secretary exhaustion

me: "... and that will land in toronto at 16.30. fare is non-refundable and non-transferable. if cancelled the file will remain as a credit good for one year [enter in more standard cancellation talk]. does he need a hotel?"

secretary: "...im sorry what time does that flight land?"

me: "at 16.30 which is 4:30 in the afternoon. would mr. x like a hotel?"

secretary: "...is the ticket refundable?"

me: [lifts eyebrow and clenchs stress ball] "no. [repeats cancellation policy]..."

secretary: [silence]

me: "would mr. x like a hotel for the night while in toronto?"

secretary: "hold on... he lands at 4:30 in the morning..."

i realize that she is trying to decipher her short hand which must not be very good.

this is the type of conversation i must encounter on a daily basis in regards. this shit is exhausting. i understand that on a daily basis i am involved in the world of travel so i understand abit more about how this all works however i am starting to wonder if i mumble or if these secretaries/assistants got where they got through copious amounts of fellatio.

bicth tried to argue with me the other day that his new found job at le chat-toe is more draining that my job as a corp. travel bitch... that is like apples to grapefruits bitch. apples to grapefruits.!!@#!




bitch is better at strangling trees than understanding at what i do...
keep it up bitch. <3 i mean he looks good doing it no?

bitch if youre reading this ... your bottom tonight!@#!