-have you ever been so crazy convinced that armageddon was upon us... i do all the time especially when the sky looks like this and it reminds me of the episode of benson where the world ends but benson and gretchen were in the basement of the mansion so they didnt die and they are the only two people left but through the window of the basement the outside was the same color as the sky in that picture and then benson and gretchen learned to get along it was a cute episode but obviously a dream sequence. i wonder how many people actually know what i am talking about.
-i have today off because i can and it is nice and i get to remind myself what daytime tv is and how bad it licks balls.
-so the result of the beach was burn. surprise. but just on my front because i was a fucking retard and didnt put sunscreen there oh but i put it on my shoulders so on monday it sorta looked like i had shoulder pads on or something gay. itll fade in like 3 days anyway.
-bitch and i have found this pizza place right by our apartment and it has 18 inch jumbo pizzas for cheap and it is actually very good pizza and everytime i order i order a pepperoni and ask for the pepperoni cooked on top of the cheese and everytime they go BUT IT WILL BURN and i am like YO I LIKE IT CRISPY and then they say BUT IT... and then i am like ITS COOL I LIKE IT LIKE THAT and they think i am weird surely i am not the only person out there that likes their meat crispy. fucking lunatics. anyway. i think we are going onto almost like 3 days straight of the same stuff and we eat almost all of it in one sitting and then we lay on the couch like fucking whales cause you know this is the best way to a summer body. we may even have it again tonight.
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