-this morning i almost freaked the fuck out on some homeless guy in bitch's starbucks store i was standing in the line and there was this crack head just wandering around and then i hear this lady go hey and i look down and dude is stuffing unground beans in his jacket and i bent low and was like HEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYY right in his fucking ear and i made more commotion than what he did but that is okay and he stood up to run and i grabbed at his jacket and then i realized what the hell am i going to do and so i let go and let the crackhead take his 3 bags of unground coffee. i aint going to punch some homeless fag who may be carrying gawd knows what but still i was irritated all to hell. bitch got me a coffee so i was cool after but i walked the rest of the way to work looking for the freak mainly to ask what the hell HE was going to do with 3 bags of UNGROUND coffee beans. eat it?
-bitch and i are supposed to go to some event but we fell asleep because tanya came over with some buddy and she was trashed like super trashed and then at one point i was like WE ALL NEED NAP TIME because she was loud and then i fell asleep and woke up to elizabeth calling me and now we are trying to decide whether we should go. tanya left so we dont know. probably since we just cracked a red bull and gin and because i have the most gin in the world right now.
-i called some cab company because we are going and they are playing old english fucking orchestra music and it is not going with my raverap.
-oh and ps. i found something that talks about benson and the last person on earth thing to prove im not a fucking crazy ass about the last man on earth....
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