open letter to reality tv and elizabeth

dear....

elizabeth: i enjoy when you have finished pulling the weeds that you decide to call and leave a message on my phone commenting on my blawg post from the other day. it made me smile... please do it more often..OH and are you and N open to spontaneous visits? i also like how you listed bitch's blawg as JAREDS BITCH... please do not change that. bitch and i had a nice talk about you and N and we decided we NEED to hang out more often. we can do jumping jacks and N can show bitch photography tricks. write back. or call me.

victoria beckham: regardless of what the critics said you made me laugh because you are MAJOR... and FABULOUS. my favorite moment was this: (skip to 4:17 and watch...)

when you decided to get the ladies drunk i loved that. i would have done the same thing. FABULOUS.

cntm: i consider this seasons the first cycle because compared to last cycle you totally blew me away (especially since last years winner left the industry because she didnt think she belonged in modeling um ya...) with all your photo shoots and your run way show at the end had me clapping and all giddy like a little fucking fag and i love the french couture feel too it... yes i said fag and couture. congrats to rebecca.

so you think you can dance: i watched you last night after cntm and i happened to see this performance:

i do not know if it was the queen song or if it is because i have a boner for pasha but that was one of my most favoritest routines i have seen on the show even though the judges were like neh. i want to do the same routine next time i go out dancing. i think elizabeth will be a prime partner ya? i mean hello suspenders!!!!
ps. congrats to mia for her emmy nod.

big brother: i got caught up on all the episodes i missed and even though everyone hates jenn she makes me laugh. i was waiting for a close up of her camel toe in that red thing but no go i guess for cbs huh? its okay. i will still watch especially since that ANNOYING homo joe got kicked out. i did not like him and then when you showed the guy he slept with err not guy but dumbo that made him and dustin break up i laughed. thank you.

i am done now. tell next week lovers....

xox
jared