weekend absorbtion

-last night bitch and tanya and i went and walked commercial because we were sick of sitting inside because that is all we do when we are hungover and so we walked and got exhausted and ended up at zestys or zawas what ever you want to call it we call it zestys still because we dislike change. anyway we sat and drank and felt 110% better and then they allowed us to watch big brother on the big screen and we so got sam and ben hooked on it they are our favorites there and as you can see sam laughs when i talk. they think i am funny. so we drank and they said they would love to drink with us. fun eh?. essentially we ended up closing the place down. we even photographed them cleaning and i know we so irritated them but bitch was proving that he is a power house with the camera and when i say powerhouse i mean fucking in your face. he will post the pictures because he told me i can not post the good ones. he is a selfish freak that way. whatever. the highlight was watching tanya chug 2 cosmopolitans in like .02 secs with a straw
"that thing was so good it made my ears warm..." ~tanya


the walk home was tedious

-on saturday after friday night i was bored while tanya and amanda were here watching movies and oh my gawd we watched amistad and that was the worst fucking hung over movie to watch because you walk away crying out of guilt for being white but then i just pretended i was matthew mcconaughys relative and he was the hero. so then we watch beyond borders holy shit worst fucking hungover movie part 2 cause that one i just felt horrible for spending 40 dollars the night before on beer when everyone is dying of starvation and shit. so anyway i totally lost interest out of the guilt i was feeling and found all this make up in my bathroom from amanda and tanyas and bitches photoshoot the night before and decided to make myself pretty

i stopped because i realized i do not have the eyebrows to be pretty. look at those beasts. bitch came home and did the :| face you know where the neck strains and becomes all cords and stuff. like nicole ritchie type neck. he did that. he said that meant he thought i looked hot but he only said that because i was offended but i was only offended because i was still ridden with guilt from those horrible fucking movies. do not get me wrong they were good movies but just not when i am hungover. mental note stored.