-instead i went to cultus lake with shari and dale and bitch though bitch was like sick and whiny most of the time but that is nothing new (HA). and that was fun. and we went swimming at one point and i jumped off the dock and my foot totally slipped out from under me and it was classic and i wish i was one of the people who saw it and laughed because i tried to laugh when it happend but all i got was a mouth full of water. and then i did thoughts like OMG I COULD HAVE TOTALLY HIT MY HEAD AND DIED and then we saw cops on the beach and we were like SHIT because we had a cooler full of beer and stuff and so we tried to swim back and i almost drowned because i was exhausted and i learned the doggy paddle is not the most effective swimming technique. anywayanyway we tried to swim to the beach fast so bitch did not get busted with all this beer that was not his and then we heard tons of sirens and then the cops went running and we were like HUH and then learned this morning some guy died at cultus yesterday. i am glad i went and saw my parents after because i know i would have had thousands of message from my mom wondering if it was me because parents do that you know.
i also learned yesterday that i have lost any if all healthy shape i had once. thanks beer. you stole my pecs and waistline. whos sticking to water and vodka from now on?
bitch there is no point i just came out of a cold ass lake... nice try tho.
then shari need a fag and a boyfriend to help her change. we're there for ya sista!@!
-this is my latest painting but i am not super happy with it because you can see i have nerves of steel meaning i can not paint a straight line if my life depended on it. it is not complete. i think i will add more to make it more pretentious. it was inspired by queen because i kept listening to body language by queen after seeing that awesome dance routine on so you think you can dance.
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