running with the homo words

-on tuesday night elizabeth wanted to come hang out and be apart of bitches and mine nightly routine of tv and drinks and stuff and she experienced something really shitty which i am not going to go all into detail because i get all riled up and pissed off at society and my neighborhood but you can read about it here. anyway when she called me to tell me what had happened as i was waiting for her at the bus stop i instantly ran up commercial drive and i was in sandals and my calves started to hurt and then i took them off and ran bare foot all the way down and i am fucking out of shape. really out of shape. but i know now with the right motivation i can enter any cross country race no probs. what angers me about the whole thing is that commercial drive is not known for crime and random attacks on people at least not that i have ever heard of or known of since i have lived there within the last 3-4 years. and the fact that nobody stopped to help her gets my hair all on end and i need to stop talking about it. elizabeth i am glad you are okay and next time i will come to your apartment and escort you and if anyone looks at you the wrong way i will gut them like a sockeye salmon crazy style.

-last night we were sitting and drinking beer and watching tv and tanya was cooking us dinner because she is our bitch and we were watching big brother and i got really angry because i heard one of the ladies say "id be heartbroken if one of my children told me they chose the gay lifestyle" and i wanted to stab myself in the face and then reach through the screen and stick my penis in her face because that shit is just fucking crazy and ya. i had to walk away. other than that i think i am hooked because there are these two catty fags and that was the twist that there were going to be three people added to the house that are enemies or problem people from 3 of the other peoples lives and when the people were trying to speculate what enemy of theirs might be there the one gay guy who i am thinking was the bottom of the two was all like OMG IT SO IS GOING TO BE DUSTIN and then rants about how he got gonorrhea from him and everyone was like GASP and all awkward. i am looking forward to more of those moments. i hope the homophobic douche face catches the fags sucking eachother off because fags do that even if they hate their ex's because they will still take any opprotunity to blow their load.

-whistler was amazing. we did nothing and that was great. we just all sat around and drank all day and hung out at the condo. i have a bunch of pictures but i will post those all later. but we did play scrabble and they said i could not use BORAT as a word but then they allowed FIFI. i was angry and i wanted to flip the board over but it would have been useless because the letters snap into place so i just opened another beer and used my other two letters and spelled HUG. yay 5 points.