Wednesday, September 12, 2007

bearing the sleeping ink

-this morning when i woke up i felt like it was fall already. i do not know why but it was depressing.
and with that i instantly felt like hibernating. maybe that is why i am eating mozza burgers like no tomorrow. i am storing fat for the winter. or i am just storing fat. i am feeling moo'ish. i had salads for lunch 2 days in a row and they were caesar salads and i asked for extra bacon and parm cheese so i might as well have had the mozza burgers.

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-last friday elizabeth called and was like WOOO LETS PARTY and so i gathered my stuff and went to a friends birthday party first and then they started to go a direction i was not feeling so i left to meet up with elizabeth and bitch and tanya and amanda joined me over at her apartment and it was fun and we all loved her dress and then i started to fall asleep. like goodnight. and bitch was like THIS MEANS WE NEED TO GO so we left and when i got home i fell asleep on the floor and bitch thought it would be hilarious to hide me in laundry which he did and that is my foot sticking out of the bottom. true story. talk about disorienting when i woke up i had the WHERE THE HELL AM I?!#$! thing going on but that is about on par for a saturday morning. imagine if i suffocated and died in laundry. that would make people laugh at my funeral and they would slap their knee and be like TYPICAL JARED. i know it.

-i watched la ink last night and i said that is it and i have designed my next tattoo. i just need to take it in now for a consultation to the cute japanese lady who did my reap n sow tattoo because her lines are so perfect and that is what i need. i am excited.




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