mormon wine breath

-last night i learned of the three words when said together make you almost choke on wine. true story. the three words okay well i guess four sorry its morning math skills are lacking but anywayanyway....

GAY-MORMON-FLIGHT ATTENDANT



i know. totally eh?!. its like which one of those words does not belong with the other. ugh. the fags survivor picks to be on their shows are always so... i dunno... gay?. i wanna see him bitch it out with the i-love-jesus radio show host and then go and suck off the surf instructor.

i thought it was bad but when i went to the website to grab the above picture i read the homo's bio and ya, it like got worse...:

"He describes himself as fantastic, amazing, awesome and
super-original...."

"He thinks the Spice Girls are the most significant historical event of the past 100 years and is unbelievably stoked that they are going on a reunion tour this winter."

have i mentioned that he is mormon too?


-this morning when i woke up and i staggered outside to smoke i had to grab a hoodie because i can see my breath now and that sucks and with that i say good bye summer that never was.


-i thought i had more to say but apparently not.