denim breakfast dreams

-i am not sure where the hell they are coming from but lately i've been having some really messed up dreams all crazy like and some of them have not been fun where you all like wake up and are all sweaty and gross and all panicy and then you mentally say to yourself phew that was just a dream and then you sit there and can not get back to sleep because you are then analyzing the dream and thinking what the hell it was about and i wonder if i did this or that but it does not matter cause its over but you still think about it and then go back to sleep like 45 minutes later. those are always fun. the other night it was about some freaks doing drive bys and then busting into my apartment. thats the short version. probably because last week was sober week.

-these are bitch's photos but i am going to show some of them. thanks bitch.


have you ever wondered what bitch looks like eating a burger? well you are in luck today...








normally on the tire swing i like to be spun around so fast that your head flys back and you are trying to lift your head and you can not because you are spinning so fast and your face looks mildly retarded as your are trying to fight it. that is fun. but we did not do that then because we just ate and you can imagine the outcome.

-bitch, shari and i went shopping for jeans last night and shari and i succeeded and i got these jeans that are a pretty nice fit but the crotch area is a little tight well tighter than what i am used to but they look good however shari said that if i get a boner i am toast but what she does not know is that maybe that is why i bought them. HA.

-bitch bitched about me posting his pictures and i said thank you and so i took down a bunch them that i was going to originally post but then he said NO DON LEAVE THEM UP and now i am confused.