genoa turkey hair

-i hope everyone had a good thanksgiving dinner i did with my parents on sunday that was nice and i actually put gravy on my turkey for the first time i dunno when i was all little i never liked gravy not that i even tried it of course i just never tried it because it looked like shit to be blunt and i guess it just stuck that gravy=shit do not try shit eater and so i did not but this thanksgiving i was tired of just eating turkey with tons of salt so i added gravy and i am now like WOW FUCKING GRAVY IS AMAZING but only my moms see baby steps.
then on monday night i invited over tanya and elizabeth and nick over for a genoa thanksgiving because if i have something to be thankful for it is friends and genoa and wine but can you believe i forgot the wine i know but that is okay because i got all creative and made a genoa turkey

i could have made it better but that was done real quickly and i was like putting the salami out and then i thought lets form a turkey and quickly re arranged everything and that was the result and elizabeth squeeled so that means it looked like a turkey... i think. next time which i will not even wait for thanksgiving i will do a better turkey with parm. genoa, garlic genoa and a more dark hot genoa. it will be a fucking genoa gobble fest. hah. im hilarious.

-and i forget what day but shari came over to and we drank and pulled weeds. it was fun.

mind you i think shari got afraid for her hair because while we were doing what we do, bitch and tanya were in the bathroom doing this


and see i know shari like really well so i know that is her GET AWAY FROM ME YOU FREAK smile and actually you can tell that that is the type of smile even if you did not know her because i am sure anyone would look the same if bitch approached you ya?

-bitch and i are going to victoria on the 27th. no reason. just because. and we get to go via helijet for free because that is me flexing my agent shit all peacock style.
and then we are going to stay here again for cheap because if you did not know agents get deals fuckers but not for everyone just me and who ever i sleep with sorry. and last time we stayed there i figured we would never be allowed again because we had a corner suite which has a big window and we pretended we were in the red light district and put an oral show on for people below and i learned bitch has gills.