-umm... i really think a navel orange is one of the most repulsive looking things. to me it looks sexually mutated and not right. especially huge fucking 'navel's like that too... disgusting. i saw that sitting on my counter at work. i even do the total pull back gross out face and like wince. seriously look at that for a long time and tell m you do not think that is even appropriate. i know i can not be the only one.
-so a certain friend who will remain nameless because i would not be an asshole to be like HEY GUESS WHAT but anyway so a certain person who is going to post secondary has found her self in a position where she needs to do a re-write of a mid term paper in her teachers office with just him because the re write is a favor as is because she did not know when the exam was as she missed a class and so anyway i asked if he offered an 'a' for a blow would she do it and she said yes and i high fived her and its cool because he aint married. i just thought that was funny.
i know this page is all tanya tanya lately eh. she is essentially a third in our relationship but we do not sleep with her but she is over and she sometimes helps clean and i always think that is nice ya but welcome tanya you owe me 40 bucks.
and speaking of tanya watch her and bees. she does this all the time. seriously. and if you listen you can hear me bitch about how loud she is... that is not if you are not loving tanyas laugh
-if you spill red whine on carpet and say the carpet is lighter in color a good little remedy i found on the internet that i would normally link but i can not even find that shit again but anyway just use dish soap and peroxide and just scrub. no certain amounts. just enough to cover the stain and bam gone. you will thank me when you spill wine i swear.
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