christmas eve and knowledge of anger

-okay so i have been reading the daring book for girls and this book is amazing. it is filled with information that apparently girls do not know and surprise i do not know like how to put your hair up with a pencil and 5 basic karate chops. the best.







like seriously. anyway after reading some of this bicth me and tanya got so excited we had to go drink mind you bitch is still sick and he is being one fucking grumpy prick. so when we were sitting there and he was like mumblemumblemumble i wanna go home and so i said go home and he did. it was super easy. so tanya and i stayed behind and i talked spanish with some bum who just wanted a cerveza but i was like no hablo espanol para muy puqito or something and he then would start rattling off more spanish and i was like NO COMPRENDE because he was making me nervous. poor spanish guy. just wanted a beer. too bad he was asking the biggest selfish lush around.
and while bitch was still in our company i was like lets do the three faces of anger (i do not know it was the b52's talking)



moral of the story. tanya is a retarded angry person.






then tanya was like look scared and i pictured her angry face again...