worst girls disorder

-this week has been hell. not hell like buring type hell just hell in the sense that it was emotional and stressful and just non stop but it is over and i am off until the 27th which is good so i did what every self respecting drunk would do... got drunk. and opened presents and we had the chinese gift exchange or whatever its called i am not sure why is it chinese because you steal gifts from people and then anyway i feel racist now but ya i ended up with the daring book for girls and it is the fucking best book ever. tote girl. loves it more than you can know. thanks dirk even though you had no idea who was going to get it but it got to the greatest girl goddamn. the party was fun. thanks tyler. i look forward to the 6th annual christmas dorchester chinese gift exchange party.

-at the party last night i was talking with justin and i mentioned how i had to watch a youtube video on how to tie a tie and he was like here i will show you a double windsor knot or something i do not know but anyway so he shows me and when he was adjusting the tie his hand kept jittering and i was like HOLY DO YOU HAVE PARKINSONS OR SOMETHING really loud and he looks at me with the wide eye look like OMG type wide eye look and he is like NO BUT SHE DOES in a whisper pointing to this chick that i never met there and i was the horribly embarrassed she did not look at me but i slinked away because justin was like go sit down so she wont look at you and i did and spent the half the night avoiding her and at the end of the night it turns out she actually had MS not parkinsons. thanks justin for ruining my night. jeesh.










-oh the important thing. bitch totally spilt juice all over my fucking laptop and it died. like totally died. so we went out and bought a new one. her name is lima. everyone is like you should have bought a mac and i like fuck off i do not care yes i know they are better but they do not work with my work program so fuck off.

that is lima. she works well.