-friday night was skwirls christmas tree party. bitch and i went and i totally sported my houndstooth vest again because it the newest piece of clothing that i love and well is the newest piece of clothing and i will buy something and love it to its fullest extent and then discard and by discard i mean keep in my closet forever ever and when i am putting a thrift bag of my clothes together to give away it is that one item i am like NAH I WILL WEAR THAT AGAIN SOME DAY but never do but i have not reached that point yet with the houndstooth. lucky you. anyway it was fun. we had champ-agne and wine and good food and skwirl told everyone that she was starting her new job on monday which means nothing to you and that is okay there is whole long story to that but anyway when she told everybody we were like YAYAAYAAYYY because good for her. no she isnt retarded or anything just a bad string of luck. no more. good for you skwirl-bean.
counting past three is hard
i wanna slap the bitch for pushing skwirls face but it is still a good picture
-in the christmas mood of things i hope you do not own a blackberry and exit an elevator in front of me while using your thumb to scroll you know that thing blackberry owners do that scrollscroll thing where they need to email everyone all the time type thing and when they leave the elevator they just keep walking head down scrollingscrolling not paying attention i am going to start smacking peoples blackberrys into their chins like HELLO MCFLY just to see how far i get before i have to run and scream before getting punched out.
merry christmas. this is our christmas card. love you.
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