whistling all the way off the auto-men

-on the weekend i joined bucci caspar and justin to whistler to do a get the fuck out of dodge trip and so we went and no not because it was fag central up there this weekend it was what do they call winter pride or something but we just hung out in the condo for most of the time except to get food and booze and it was fun and there was alot of snow thanks bucci not for the snow but thanks for having us and on the first night we drank. and then bucci claims i fell off the footstool or autimen and i am convinced he pushed me off and i just do not remember





the whistler guide for hipsters or losers





see gay signs

see gays. i know they are gays because they are my friends.

see told you they were gay.


my drunken salad

then i borrowed buccis head lamp because i thought it was great.

oh hi sepia

oh hi justin

then bucci chopped wood and i took tons of pictures of it. but i will not show them all.


the money split shot

oh and on the friday night we decided after drinking beer champagne vodka goldschlawger wine (red and white) to go rip the mats off the bottom of the slopes and slide down them and then i got a sudden drunk panic attack in the middle of the woods in the middle of the night as we were heading to get the mats and i was like WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE I AM WITH WHO ARE WALKING AHEAD OF ME and i totally stopped where i was and started yelling I CAN NOT GO WITH YOU WHO ARE YOU WHAT ARE WE DOING I NEED TO GO and bucci was like what the hell and said fuck a couple of times to me but when he walked up and i saw i was with people i knew and not going to get lost in the forest in snow on whistler and die then i was fine and was like HEY BUCCI OH ITS YOU I AM FINE LETS GO and we did and then i do not remember the night but they said after we went back and drank more for like 3 hours and I WAS AWAKE and i actually contributed to conversations and they said i was funny.

it was fun. there are tons of pictures but they are all of me caspar justin and bucci and a lot of them are blurry which sort of represents how we all viewed the weekend.