devil'd pussy

-so no go on tranfsering something about no hours blah blah and something about her wanting to 'build an environment that promotes customer service and wardrobing ....' i forget what else she said because i was all too busy trying to figure out what the fuck she meant by that comment and how that relates to me. anyway. i will continue to prode this and i will either make her give in, drive her crazy or stab the bitch.

-last night i was all bored and shit at home and i had a couple of beers and as i was opening the fridge to get another i noticed that we for some unknown reason had an abundance of eggs in our fridge well not really abundance just like 7 which to me is alot since i rarely eat eggs and if i do they are one of two ways. scrambled covered in cheese and bacon or devil'd. i do not even know how to spell that but i love devil'd eggs. my aunt always made them for family functions and i would eat them all within the first 5 minutes of being there and i would feel like paul newman in cool hand luke after the hard boiled egg scene which is just repulsive... anywayanyway so i thought to myself SELF LETS MAKE SOME DEVIL'D EGGS and so i whipped them up. soo good... and i make them all special like. one batch was bacon onion ones and then i made ones with hot hot sause, chili peppers and again soo good. i ate a whole bunch with bitch when he came home and this morning everytime i flatulated it smelled like eggs. it was hawt.

-i love this shit...