urinal preciousness

-you know how there is that show called kids say the fucking stupidest things well i am thinking i am going to start a show called BITCH SAYS SOME STUPID SHIT because he does say stuff sometimes that makes me shake my head and laugh and think silly bitch

example 1:
we were having coffee the other night and i realized that we had run out of coffee cream and i say to him UM WE HAVE NO MORE CREAM and he says THAT IS OKAY I HAVE A BOX OF OVULATIONS and i was all like WHAT DID YOU SAY and he said OVULATIONS... WE CAN DIP THEM INTO THE COFFEE AND IT WILL TASTE GOOD. he then showed me the box of OVATIONS the chocolate stick things.
silly bitch

example 2:
one night i was feeling all rowdy and annoying so i started picking on bitch and i started grabbing and pulling hair from his body and he was getting all pissed and so i said okay i will stop so i pretend to stop and then i grabbed a strand of hair from his head and pulled and he snaps at me I AM STARTING TO GO BALD PLEASE DO NOT PULL THE HAIR ON MY HEAD BECAUSE I PRECIOUSESES THEM ALL. i laughed because he did not even know what was wrong with what he said.
silly bitch

example 3:
on the weekend i was at home and bitch was working and when he came home he showed me this plant that he bought and i was like OOoooOh but it was fake because it was not that pretty of a plant actually it sorta looked like green onions with tiny white flowers at the top and anywayanyway he puts in the living room and as we are watching tv i was all WHAT IS THAT SMELL and i lean over and smell the flowers and i am like THESE THINGS FUCKING SMELL LIKE URINE and he was like WHAT LET ME SEE so he gets up and smells them and he says NO NO NO THEY DO NOT SMELL LIKE URINE THEY SMELL LIKE THOSE TABLETS IN URINALS.... and he was serious on his correction.
silly bitch
either way they smell like something associated with urine. they are outside now....


i can go on but i am thinking i do not need too...

i just do remembering of how good looking he is and it makes everything all better.