talking mushrooms

-so i went shopping with friend shari yesterday and she was telling me how one of her friends ran into this girl we all knew from high school and when we were in high school she would tell us all about raves and we were like YA RIGHT FREAK and then we ended up going to one and loved it but that is what the e does makes you love everything and then she was always like I TOLD YOU BUT I AM TRYING TO GET OUT OF THE SCENE BECAUSE EVERYONE IS DOING IT all ellitest like and we were like YA WHATEV DO YOU HAVE DRUGS and then we all sorta cleaned up and was like what a waste of time and when we looked back the said girl was still in the scene saying she was going to get out and anywayanyway so friend of shari ran into this girl and apparently she is still trying to get out of the scene and she is like pushing 200 lbs which obviously means at least she is drug free because you never see a fat raver on e and anyway during their conversation said girl turned to sharis friend and was all DO YOU KNOW JARED IS GAY and friend was all like YEAH HELLO WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN and she proceeded to talk about me and stuff and girl needs to get out more. ive been running homo rampant for like 3-4 years now comfortably and she is still gossiping about it. hah. stupid cow. it makes me eager for some high school reunion thing and they will all be expecting me to like fly into the auditorium with a rainbow cape and shit but i will dress up like a giant penis instead because there were quite a few slow kids in my class so at least a giant penis might tip them off in the right direction.