begging the cyst

-so like back ages ago i had a cyst and it was not sexy on my scalp and i typed about it and other stuff and apparently i was all weight conscious too
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-update: i am up to 123lbs. i have been hard at work!#-i am at work and work is not work today because there is no work... besides the ringing of the phones but that is simple simple and takes no effort since my phone kung fu is great. so i drink coffee and this makes the situation worse due to it giving me fake energy but nothing to exude it on.-simon (formly known as sammy) the cyst is being evicted today. he was to be evicted the other day but my doctor (the evictor) thought s[imon/ammy] would need more attention so he moved the eviction date. s[imon/ammy] considered himself lucky but tonight he will be lucky no more. hah!@ (s[imon/ammy] is currently squating on my scalp. i did not mind for the first part but he became to comfortable up there and decided to expand his territory without my permission. so i said enough. goodbye.)

so anyway it looks like s[imon/ammy]'s younger bigger cousin decided to move in and he took residence on my scalp and he has been there for like a year or so but he like s[imon/ammy] decided to expand his territory as well in a big way so i go in next monday to have him evicted. i really dislike them and at times in my drunkenesses i am seriously feeling like taking a razor blade and doing it myself but them i am like no i can not because i suck at sowing. so doctor man looked at it yesterday and was like yes we will take him away but when i went in he was all SO WHAT BRINGS YOU IN TODAY and i said DOCTOR MAN I HAVE A NOT SO SEXY BUMP ON MY HEAD AND I THINK IT IS A CYST and i show him and his reaction was WHOA THAT IS HUGE and normally i like it when i hear that and i am all like YEAH YEAH but when he said it about my cyst i was like i am a freak. but ya. i asked why i get them is it in grown hairs or something and he says that i am CYSTY. that is sounding like sexy but in a gross medical way. i am also a CHRONIC CARRIER of strep throat too which means whenever i get sick i can expect to get strep which licks balls because then they do the swab test thingy before they can prescribe shit and i do not like the swab because it is like sucking a real tiny itsy bitsy cock and hitting the back of your throat mind you i would never suck a cock the size of a q-tip. i have standards.

-last night we went out to the cambie to celebrate tanyas birthday and bitch and i were like ONLY TWO JUGS OF BEER but we forgot it was like 8 bucks for a jug and so it turned into 4 plus shots of tequila which is not good and i was like BITCH WE NEEEEED TO GO and he said i will later and so i left in a huff and as i was walking to the bus stop and some homeless bitch asked for money and i said no and she goes ASSHOLE......... so i stop. i turn around. i walk back to the bitch and i lost it. i was telling her that it is not my problem that she is a homeless fuck and she starts up about you dont know what ive been through and i said back to her that life is full of choices and she could have made some better choices to better herself but in a yelling notg so nice way and she started to get nasty and i have never ever ever wanted to hit someone so bad and i know it was just a waste of time but she made me so fucking angry and plus i was buzzed so it was raging through me and i had to just walk away and she was still spouting off and i just had to keep walking and i went back to the pub to get bitch and then we left. i can not stand when homeless people cuss me out because i have no money for them. i have done that like 3 times now and i need to stop because i should not do that. i am starting to get wound up again so the end.