romancing the wind

-one of the girls i work with at the gap who works as a secretary to some lawyer bitch just got a job elsewhere and she wants to celebrate but i said no i can not and she was like
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From: "Antonija"
To: "jared"
Sent: Friday, July 14, 2006 11:30 AM
Subject: Re: um

oh..good old folk people, i am bit sad you too busy for little old me, no
boob touch then!
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and then so i was like

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From: "jared"
To: "Antonija"
Sent: Friday, July 14, 2006 11:35 AM
Subject: Re: um

listen lady i have done the folk fest for like 5 years now and i will not refrain on my duties (i am actually volunteering) for a lil boob action. if i was hard up for boobs i would walk over and grope [co-worker] but that aint happening.heh if that sounded harsh, i meant it to but do not mean the harshness. it was jovial.
tote love ya but as i said i am volunteering and the folk fest is amazing so maybe sometime in the near future well do drinks downtown at some gay place because you know fags we like to stick to where we are comfortable so i guess on second thought i will not goto davie cause davie is like fucking cruise central and i dont need to cruise anybody or be cruised (mind you it is nice for the ego) since i have a bf that puts out on a regular basis and he is cute so i win all around. so maybe havanas on commercial. excellent breakfast!
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and i then i read it and i was like whoa i am long winded and no wonder my friends do not reply to some of my emails because i get totally side tracked from the main point and i just fucking wont stop typing and i think it is great which is guess is what i do here and it is fun but mainly a time killer the end.

-so i had little money to do something for bitch but i was able to muster up some romantic shit for him because he is a sucker for it where i am sorta the opposite but since it was his birthday i thought hey why not so i told him i had to work at crapland last night which i did but cancelled since i realized it was bitches birthday but i kept telling him i had to and he was bummed and so after work i went and bought some pasta and salad to make and then some red roses and some wine (i was wanting to get him a gift certicate to get a tattoo he is all creaming about but i dont have that much dinero as fido are assholes and i wont get into that) and went home and made the bed all nice and cozy and put the roses with wine and two wine glasses and a note that said happy birthday and with arrows pointing to the nightstand and in there i put in a fresh bottle of lube because we had this warming stuff that he bought and it is not so nice in certain areas and ya so intimacy has been null the last week or so and ya. so when he came home i hid behind the couch and he went into the bedroom and i heard the OOOHHHHHOOOHHHHH sounds and i took the cue to surprise and i did and we drank wine and got trashed after enjoying a delightful meal i cooked because i am fabulous and talented in many ways and we tote did all hot and bothered stylee. i am the best.