g[ay]ossipy side trail

-omg lance bass is gay. really i do not fucking care because he is not even really good looking he reminds me of that kid in elementary school who was always funny looking and people made fun of him and his mom would always be like DONT YOU LISTEN TO THEM YOU ARE GORGEOUS and then one day he lost his glasses and people said he looked better without his glasses so then he thinks he IS grogeous but it is like oh no you are not we just said you looked better... sorta what happened to me but i am cute. sorry lance.
but i find it funny how the whole media is like HE'S GAY. so fucking what...
then there are funny people who make me laugh about shit like this:

"If this whole time has been Lance Bass acting like he wasn't gay I can't
even imagine what a gay Lance Bass will be like. He'll make Carson from Queer
Eye look like the straightest guy in the world. Like he goes hunting bear with
his bare hands or something."

see that is funny. or at least i think it is funny. i do feel bad that the guy felt that he forced 'out' by rumors and media well actually no i do not because if you are all being seen running around with this man

who is openly gay and apparently really good and like traveling in competition style then yes you will get pegged off as a fag and once you started hanging out with this man i would have been like FUCK YOU WORLD LOOK WHAT TOPS ME BITCHES (the thought of lance topping him makes me sad...) and parade that shit around. not be all like NO NO I AM NOT GAY HE IS JUST ME FRIEND THAT SHARES CLOTHES WITH ME AND WE LIKE TO VISIT PRIDE STUFF. whatever lance. be gay. and lets stop talking from there because no one really cares _that_ much since the world is waiting to see suri still so they will settle with your gay ass for the time being... but your boyfriend is hot. i am assuming semi blind but hot. cudos.

-on another note... my hair is starting to drive me crazy and i have like 5 paintings i need to finish for my own sanity because i refuse to start more to just leave them lying around and i work at crapland tonight and i will get a cheque for 30 dollars since i worked there for like 2 hours over the last two weeks and i think i am going to rape bitch in his sleep and i will pretend its lance's boyfriend.