birthday

-so ya i am now 26 today.
bitch got me some great new shoes. he is a good man because i fucking hate shoe shopping and not only is he a good man he is lucky because i actually like the shoes.
i had a fillet mignon for lunch it was good. steak for take out is good.
i got a 120 gift card to the keg from my co-workers. i smell more fillet mignon in the future. thanks ladies.
then in between i have had to work all crazy like and i am frustrated and ARGHASGHASR type feeling so much so i almost pulled my 30 dollar payless dress shoe off and shoved it in some guys ass because i held the door for him and he walked right through without saying thank you as if i was a fucking door man but all i said was YOURE WELCOME really loud and i guess not only was he arrogant he is deaf because he kept walking all high and mighty. i will see him on the street later i am sure i have that type of luck and i will karate chop him in the fucking throat.
i guess overnight not only did i turn 26 but my level of tolerance towards assholes decreased and my likelyhood of commiting man slaughter increased. gad knows what 27 will have in store.

i am going to drink hard tonight me thinks. i shouldnt because i work tomorrow but at this point i do not care. its my birthday and i will drink if i want tooooo.

regardless thank you to everybody for birthday messages. sweet of you.