fishy clinkity gay'ness drinks

-raymi posted this link in my comment section and i think she so did it to be like GO SICK EM FAG and i went and i read what all the shit was about ('gay'ness actually) and it is so funny my favorite was the american who thinks america is not stupid and how the other american thinks gay is a choice. i did not even need to respond to him because he would not read my response as he is probably too busy fucking his sister. but it is quite funny and 'binsk' or whatever is like uber famous in that stupid gay way. mind you someone named orpheus thought raymi and i are funny and he is sooo right. what is weird i had a fish named orpheus once but he died like 3 days later because he only had one fin either that or i forgot to feed him but that is okay because that was when i was realizing i liked cock and to busy examining many strangers with my mouth so i had a good excuse...

i love the picture though. hi orphius!@!#

-last night i woke up in the middle of the night and i heard all these weird sounds coming from what sounded like my kitchen and i was like what the fuck is that and i started to get all nervous and shit thinking someone was in my apartment so i reached for the 12 inch scuba knife i keep by my bed and then i kept listening and it sounded like someone was eating cereal and i was totally cool after that because we have like NO FUCKING FOOD WHATSOEVER IN OUR CUPBOARDS OR FRIDGE so i was like tote must be coming from somewhere else so whatev but bitch if you are reading i am like hinting we need to do grocery shopping when you and i are not working like japenese people okay?! love me.

-i am actually still at my office and i so should have been off like 3 hours ago but i have been too busy cleaning up other peoples messeseses and now i need to do my shit but i have gotten to the point where everything is in the I DONT GIVE A SHIT MODE so i thought i would type. but days like this make me realize why i have such a drinking problem which really is not a problem because i am not like drinking at work or anything just when i am not at work i am drinking which is sort of a problem but not really because i feel good then but when i wake up and go to gap the next day and they are like WHOA CUSTOMERS WILL COMPLAIN YOU SMELL LIKE BEER and i will be like SHUT YOUR MOUTH I GAVE THEM GOOD SERVICE WHILE BREATHING ON THEM and they will be like true and so again not a problem because i work best under hangover status... thank you very much manager lady who hates alcohol!!!