joanna shoulders descent

-on saturday i was working at crapland and JOANNA KERNS was totally shopping at our store and i was like OH MY GOD and i was totally starstruck and the majority of people i was working with did not know who she was and i was like HOW?!?! I GREW UP WITH MRS. SEAVER and i loved her like my mom because she always gave great motherly advise and i like how she was totally tough shit little boy when she wanted to go back to work and ben the youngest sniveling little brat who was jealous of leonardo dicaprios character when they introduced him was all sad that she was not going to be at home all the time because that is what my mom would do and she would throw in NOW QUIT YOUR CRYING YOU LITTLE SHIT and i asked her if she wanted me to start a fitting room for her and said yes and i asked whats your name and said very nicely JOANNA and i wanted to say YOU MEAN MRS. SEAVER RIGHT HUH HUH and nudge her to let her know that i know who she is and her cargo pants are so not throwing me off. she bought a lot of gap tanks and stuff and when she was up at cash the cashier was all crazy and stuff and said 'people on the headset want to know if you know anybody famous' and i was like I CAN NOT BELIEVE YOU JUST ASKED THAT and joanna totally just giggled and said she ran into David Duchovenayenyay (the guy from X-files) in the laundry room at the hotel and he totally made his laundry all blue because of a sock which i sorta call bullshit on the story because a)why the hell are STARS doing their own laundry at a hotel b)WHY ARE THEY DOING THEIR OWN LAUNDRY and c)why would you brag about seeing that guy but then again she might actually hate him and is trying to discredit him in the hollywood by his lack of attention to colors and whites with laundry and all casting people will be like DO NO CAST HIM HE CAN NOT EVEN DO HIS LAUNDRY. you are sneaky joanna. oh and i have no idea where that screen cap is from but joanna is hot as a bunny no? that was so not from a growing pains episode...

-um this is major fag alert cross with what not to wear advice but um to all the really good looking guys who apparenlty can not dress themselves properly allow me to let you in a little secret that the seam on shirt called a SHOULDER SEAM is just that meaning that is to be at your shoulder not half way down your bicep and if it is then that means the shirt is WAY TOO FUCKING BIG AND LOOKS LIKE A BALLOON ON YOU. that is all.

-bitch and i went and saw that movie the descent and it was good if you are into the scary movie that rolls spice girls GIRL POWER, tomb raider, and some random alien like content into one and call it a movie. it had alot of moments that made you jump but by the end i knew when they were coming because you could totally tell by the music and i would close my eyes right at that point so i did not jump in my seat and that way it looked like i was super cool from everybody behind me because they would be like WHOA HE HAS NERVES OF STEEL HE DID NOT JUMP WHEN THAT THING JUST POPPED OUT OF NO WHERE AND ATE THAT CHICKS NECK OFF. mind you i like how the main character took revenge with her adulterous friends with i nice spike thingy into the knee. karmas a bitch eh?...