-so i have held off on joining facebook because everybody was like ONCE YOU JOIN YOU WILL HAVE YOUR WHOLE HIGHSCHOOL PLUS TALKING TO YOU and in all honesty that made me all weary of well everything because i only really speak to two people from school because after i graduated i thought most of everybody were actual assholes but then i finally gave in and joined and within like 1 day i had reconnected with almost everybody i was friends with except the odd few who are still in new west smoking crack which i have no interest in meeting but anywayanyway the stupid facebook has essentially engrossed my life within the last 4 or 5 days and i love it. mind you the whole thing has ruined any surprise about any reunion because now i know who is fat, married, have children, gay or not gay when i thought they were gay etc etc etc. thanks facebook.
-so see that jacket well it was bitches and he got it back from someone and then on friday night i tried it on and i was like fuck i look good and i want this so anyway we went to a club by our place and i got tired like usual and i fell asleep and guess who got picked up and kicked out and i am fine with that because obviously i fell asleep for a reason (drunk) but anyway bitch forgot to get the jacket and it is gone and i am sad because i liked it. speaking of like... i like this photo of bitch and i. no those are not my glasses. they are tanya's or someones i dont know i just tried them on and i like how they made my vision like i was drunk when i was not.
-so we are one day away from mexico. i am excited. that is all. i hate packing. i always over pack. i guess thats the fag in me but also i like to make sure i am prepared just in case a freak global warming winter snow storm hits but i am tossing caution to the wind and bringing only shorts and i pair of jeans since the average temp. is like 3000 degrees hot.
-have you ever been so like OH MY FUCKING GAWD I AM ABOUT TO FREAK OUT angry slash frustrated that you really do not freak out but just well up with tears because there is nothing else to do. that was me today. i have no problems with admitting this whatsoever i do have an issue that it happened at work but i had no choice it was either that or throw a chair out the window and just jump but um then i would not be going to mexico. it is amazing how the thought of your future trip to the mayan riviera one week away totally squashes any thoughts of going worker postal. i am better now. but at the time i was not feeling hot. and when i am like that i am like a person with tourettes and just fucking swear randomly and offensively and rudely but whatever i usually apologize afterwards and since it happened with tears in my eyes they usually forgive me. anyway today sucked.
it is almost like working law that if you are about to go away on some amazing vacation and you totally have been dreaming about it since your last vacation and you are just fucking counting the days down then one day a huge rock of a problem will fall on your head...NO NO EVEN WORSE AND MORE PAINFUL...YOUR TESTICLES. that is how it is. and then when you do finally go away pending whether or not your significant other loses their wallet again but when you do go away it is this sugh SIGH and you never want to go back but then you realize you have no choice and so you do go back and when you get there you develop a i dont give a shit attitude i just came back from 31 degree ... seriously that is how it has been every time before vacation for me. clockwork.
-next week i have a tough tan ragime to follow. mon-wed-fri and then saturday we are gone. i will be non-pale and that is exciting. me me me. -so once i watched an episode of american idol and i saw that girl jordin sparks sing and i was like she should win after seeing all the fucking twits on it with her except the big black chick lakeeeeesha hah i love her oh and melinda doolittle because her name rocks but anywayanyway i saw jordin sing I Who Have Nothing and it made me go NICE and so i dug up some vintage Shirley Bassey and been watching this because i think it is great. but all sad like over and over and over again.
-bitch and i went to granville island so he can take some photography and anyway as we were walking i found this bin behind a wood crafty type store and they were having a garbage full of perfect wood to paint it was like a bin that said FREE POOR ARTIST CANVAS so i jumped in. bitch caught this on camera. i do not know but something makes me look good in that shot. maybe i am destined to dumpster dive. anyway all not really important i just needed to cater to my self absorbedness and justify posting a picture of me.
-so i got bitchs new id in via courier today. i do not want to even give it to him until we are boarding the plane.... if he loses it again before we even leave i will break up with him. this i promise.
-on the weekend we went out to some gay places and when i say gay i am not meaning OH THEY SUCKED THEY WERE SO BORING IT WAS GAY i mean like gay places and they sucked. we got kicked out for some reason something about the bartender being a fag but ya anyway when i was getting kicked out i saw some guy i used to party with and i was all OH HEY and he was the one kicking me out. asshole. i hate going to gay clubs/bars and shit. they are all homos.
-i played with tango on the weekend well not played but brought her out and placed her on a towel and the 'playing' consisted of me making sure tango did not run off the towel. then she was totally running in my hands it was cute in the oh she hates me and is trying to escape type way. i want her to get used to me so when she is bigger and huge and whatnot she will not rip my face off.
-i thought about this and thought how i would not post it because i do not want to embarass bitch but since this event has totally pre-occupied my brain and his brain space with worry and stress i have to mention the fact that bitch lost his wallet AGAIN and AGAIN right before holidays and this has caused a major problem as he has no ID and um hi you need id to board the plane to mexico and people are all like why have you not gotten a passport and um have YOU TRIED LATELY i am not having the time to stand in fucking line at what 4am to then be told oh sorry we can not get to you today. anyway so we are crossing our fingers that victoria will notice the rush and get it out to bitch soonsoon. i hope. i do not want to goto mexico by myself thank you. needless to say bitch will be getting a wallet with a chain whether he fucking likes it or not.
-my boss' sister found out i smoked and one of her friends had given her tons of mild seven japanese cigarettes and um i love them so she gave me two cartons of them. hello 400 free little cigarettes. i love the packaging though because it says (and i quote) "the superbly balanced mild seven blend offers an inspiring moment of satisfaction". how can you not want to smoke these. AN INSPIRING MOMENT OF SATISFACTION... they make it sound better than sex. i wonder if you still get those moments where you are smoking with a tumor in your lungs. i typed in mild seven in google to see if i can find a picture of the packaging to show you to prove i am not lying about the well worded engrish and i found this picture and i am guessing this guy is having an inspiring moment of satisfaction... that is what i look like after my first mildseven in the morning it is morning moments of inspiring satisfaction explosions everywhere.
-so on the verge of sounding like a freak, elizabeth is moving to vancouver at some point and i'm super excited because i do not know her in person type know but i know her from on line and i know she likes cute homos (check), she can drink (check), she is funny (check), and she has a lil jack russell named mitzie (check), she has always wanted an austin mini like me (check), oh and her boyfriend is shaggy cute so when we are drunk we will awkwardly oogle him (check) ... to me she is the making of a new BFF. i should just send out a mass mail to everyone and tell them i no longer have a need for friends. i wonder if she would want to come to mexico on a days notice...
-i as going through the files in my old geocities account because i did blawging back in the day but anyway i was going through old picture files and i came across these..... and ya i realized i was this weird emo genius and i want to find that book but i do not know where it is and that makes me sad because i know if i recreate what i thought of back when i would be rich and it is as simple as that.
-i officially started tanning today and oh mygawd i forgot how much i love that shit being roasted by blueish lights roasting your skin and after i am addicted to the smell of the skin because it is all cooked. when i went in tho and i said i wanted to tan the lady asked how long and i said i do not know but it is my first time this year and she says YOURE WHITE all like what the fuck style and i joked and said really and ya i tanned. she's like iranian or something i-do-not-need-to-tan nationality and her skin is perfect.
-here's a picture of tango. she's a fucking bitch. it's a weird picture of her and yes i just typed her because i am like sure tango is a chick which means she is totally going to fucking lay eggs everywhere...
-so it is finalized like forsure for sure. we are going. may o5. done. we are going here... its name is bahia principe akumal. it is fun to say. and i think it looks nice. touristy and nice. and i am sucker for intricate pools... AND, as apart of my job, we HAVE to fly in club (business) class at least one way. i hate life.
-so i have basically decided that i am slowly dying because my body aches like I DO NOT WANT TO MOVE type ache and it sucks. i am just sitting here drinking tea and watching dog because it is the only some what reasonable back ground noise and i need to go get smokes but the thought of walking is not sexy right now like yesterday i felt the same way but a bit worse and i at one point was like well maybe if this is apart of a weird hangover maybe a beer will help so i walked to the beer and wine and when i got there i totally was all sweaty and gross because my body decided to go through this flash of grossnes and at the same point my bank card comes back saying cancelled so now i am pissed so i call the bank and apparently some one tried making a copy of my card like DO NOT WASTE YOUR TIME there is never any money in my account so all you fucking people are doing are inconveniencinging me over and over. what ev so i walked back home and i think because i was so angry i started to feel better so i did some magic money moving between cards and went and got beer. then this morning i totally felt fine and then as the day has gone on i am feeling decrepid and old. so essentially ask me what i have done in the last three days... nothing. its cool though.
-in other vanity filled news i will begin tanning this week especially if i am leaving for mexico in 3 weeks or so. that was just a reason to mention that i am going to mexico again. chachacha
-now that i am drinking tons of african red bush tea and i am going to post a picture of it because it is delicious tea and i have no idea if it is good for you but i am drinking it thinking it will but anyway since i have had 3 cups and am now wanting caesars because there are these commercials on right now that are all "ONCE YOU SEE A CAESAR YOU WANT A CAESAR" and they must have done tons of research because they are right. i want a caesar.
-we have not had qtips in like a week or so and it has been hell and when i came home today i saw that bitch bought some i dropped everything and stood in the bathroom q-tipping my ears for like 2 minutes. when you have not had a qtip in your ear for like a week and then suddenly there are some it is like having sex for the first time but with your ear and no lube. i had a cigarette after too.
-out of boredom and well... boredom i have started this painting and it will have to do more with jesus and homos but its tote cool because i will only be reciting from the bible and it sounds total like gay literature and its from chapter samuel or whatever you fucking call it.. i think catholics will not like it but it is not meant to be offensive just thought provoking.. um ya! and its jesus themed for easter. i found the picture of haaay-zoos on the ground and thought it would be good to incorporate for a painting when i was slightly intoxicated.
these are some others i am working on... they are going to be a part of 'the series'
-have i mentioned that i am going to mexico in like a month. well at this point it is 95% sure. that is exciting. i need a vacation. mayan riviera here i come.
-yesterday i was on the skytrain and as i was sitting there i saw some chickypoo get onto the skytrain and she looked normal. some dude then walked on two stops later and sat down and was listening to his ipod and was totally all air head banging to himself and chickypoo then pulls out her ipod, pops out dudes ear phones and sticks her ear phones into his ear. um fucking gross. excuse me yes i may stick things in my mouth that others may not true true but i will not stick a strangers ear phone in my ear. hello ear fungus. i do not know if there is such a thing but it sounds gross enough that i would not like that so i will never stick strangers ear phones in my ear. i would have kicked the bitch in the throat if she did that to me.
-it was one of my first weekends off sans gap and it was nice. i completed 2 paintings. you have seen them but now they are done. i will always photograph completed paintings on my kitchen floor because i love the checkerededness of it.
i have an excellent idea for a series of paintings which everyone says YOU SHOULD DO A SERIES which i will but i will not tell the idea just yet. but i am excited.
-the other night i got all tired while bitch and tanya and amanda were doing stuff so i did my normal, let sleep win its fight and fell asleep on the carpet. i apparently do not trust people because i sleep with my eyes open. they said they thought i looked like demon but they were all fucked up and must have been if a sleeping me was a source of their entertainment.
-so i have the ds and i am totally bored with my games that i have so i took in some old games to trade in and i ended up getting this game to kill time with and its sad to say because well i can be sad like this i love this game. it is like lemmings and i did not link what lemmings is because if you do not know well then you just do not know what living is. anywayanyway it is like lemmings but obviously a bit more simplified because it is mario but regardless it is cute and fun. holyshit is it fun. it made me want to get a ds for bitch because i went to bed last night with the fucking ds in my hand and bitch and i played level for level but then bitch got tired of it when he died once and realized he is not super marvelous at games as he thinks he is. so i continued to play then bitch started to snore which pissed me off so i went out to the main room. i only stopped because i had gone through about 40% of the game already and it was day 1 so i did not want to ruin it just yet so i went to bed but this morning when it was time for the coffee to clear out the bowels in that magical way it does in the morning i had ds in hand manuevering little mini marios all around. oh and the game has pauline back in it and if you do not remember who pauline is she is the fucking bitch that mario started his whole i-will-risk-my-life-trying-to-rescue back in the day with the old school nes when mario just climbed ladders and jumped barrels. good for mario though because princess peach looks like a prudish cow where pauline is total class A whore all over her who totally takes it anal style. ... um oh yeah this is just a game. nevermind.
-amber 'i-lurk-but-want-your-painting', you may email me () and i will of course sell you a painting. i will even do a custom one. i am not sure where you got the idea that i do not like to sell because the whole point is to sell them. ya. but tote email me. okay?...okay.
-happy st. pattys day. im have irish in me blood so i have to celebrate. im on my 2nd beer.
-last night bitch and i went to skwirls place to be all like hey new apartment and she bought the booze and we drannk and then bitch left early he was super tired and then i stayed and then i woke up on my couch. no idea how i got home but bitch was like you just appeared. that would be excellent if when i drank i suddenly had the power to just randomly teleport. oh my gawd. life would be drinking and transporting and transporting. i would ask to star on heroes. anyway i do not think i was an ass at the end of the night i just do not remember and i really do not struggle to remember anyway i had fun thanks skwirl
-today was my last day at thegap so no more. i spent 200 before handing over my discount card. mainly for the office. suckas. i am so glad to be done. me time will be more and paint time and friend time and drink time and game time and just more time. done.
-on saturday night i made pretty caesars (i always wonder if i spell that right but i never care enough to check) and drank them and got pretty much to the pass-out-drunk-on-the-floor-with-glass-in-hand level and so this morning i had to clean that pretty drink off my carpet which was very surprisingly easy with some of this arm and hammer laundry super powder or something and poof its gone it was great to discover this morning because i was not feeling life and the thought of kneeling and scrubbing all i can give into the carpet to remove the drink from the carpet that i happened to drop on was not so appealing. the drinks were good though. um and do not mind the fact that that is how our coffee table always looks with shit all over it and wrappers and more wrappers and stuff. but the whole point was that my drink looked pretty.
-you know how the in elevators there are those screens some times and they rattle off random things like news headlines and stock gyberish and weather and crap all about the outside world while you are crammed into a tiny little elevator with people who are all dressed the same while i was in one of those elevators the other day and i saw some random fact that some cracker that oprah ate on television caused a 50% increase in that crackers sales the following day. i know that is not surprising but just another fact that oprah is essentially god and will rule us and give us free stuff once she owns the world because when you own the world you can give whatever you want to give because you own the world. viva la oprah.
-im watching deal or no deal and there is this guy who is a bodybuilder who makes bagpipes and just asked howie to touch his "20 inch arm"..... um. dood... first off you are a freak as is being so big so the need to wear a kilt should be minimal. i dunno something about this guys irritates me. he looks jewish. is he even scottish? and he totally sucked on the show... like ouch change the channel sucked!! i need to get out more.
1)he is brilliant yet funny. -so sometimes bitch and i act like total fags and become all melodramatic for no reason like if i come into the apartment after work and i do not kiss him hello right away he pretends our relationship is in a complete downward spiral to despair and anguish and so last night we got into bed and i noticed there was quite a gap between us and here was our conversation:
me: [sigh] you are so far away from me bitch... it is like we are drifting apart... i do not even know you anymore
bitch: ya we are drifting away from eachother like ... like two doves in the pond...
me: ........
bitch: .....
me: ... um what are the doves doing in the pond?
bitch: ... uh swimming?
me: ... do you mean swans?
bitch: ya whatever sorry.
me: ... hey no worries its not my fault youre an idiot and i am posting this tomorrow.
ps-that is tanyas concotion of peppers and onions....???? she ate it not me. its got very crowded in my poor little kitchen. i was ready to freak out at one point but then it was funny becasue tanya totally beat me to the punch.
-the painting is coming along...
-this has been the first time in like ever that i have been able to sleep in on both days of the weekend and it totally feels like a long weekend but it is not it is because i am not used to having two days off in a row since normally i work at crapland but this saturday i have off and so is the same for next saturday and then after that i do not work there anymore and that is exciting. i know i have already talked about this but i like the fact that i will no longer be working there. i am tired of that place.
-see this person here:
that is kyla. i met her while working at the folk fest. she was my labeled first folkfest friend because i do lame things like that and label people but anywayanyway we bonded funny enough because she was a nosey bitch and asked what i was reading while eating my lunch and i said john irving and she suggested i read tom robbins if i like irving so i did and then i now like robbins too thanks to kyla. hah i just remembered when i went to her place and we got drunk on martinis that tasted like apples. i am pretty sure that happened... anyway i was walking with everybody on commercial yesterday to get groceries for dinner and i am walking and i see this face of recognition and it clicks who it is and i am like omg how are you (in all honesty i couldnt remember her name because alcohol effects the remembering cells in the brain i think...) but i clued in midway through the conversation and um ya HI she had a baby strapped to her. she has a lil boy 3 month old named max who has the biggest brownest eyes and is adorable. she lives near commercial too so that is exciting. we will go for coffee.
-say what you will but you would look the same if these lips came near you too....
-when i have not spoke to somebody in ages and they are all like OMG HEY HOW ARE YOU WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING BLAH BLAH BLAH i dread these questions because in all honesty i am exhausted and all i have been doing is work. when i am not working i am on the couch because if i am not working i hate people and do not feel like socializing unless you are bribing me with beer or some form of alcohol then yes i will come out but if not then no i have tv shows to watch that are more important. ie HEROES. um hello this is the best show ever. you can not disagree. especially last night as the chick was trying to stab the radioactive guy who was freaking out and she needed to inject him so she approached him and all her skin was being burnt off and you are like OMG THAT IS THE END OF HER but it was not because hello claire can not be destroyed because she is like wolverine from xmen. see what one of my friends can provide me with that type of entertainment. answer is 0. either i have no good friends or TV is fucking fabulous right now.
-also i have been painting more and the more i paint the more i feel bad for kristen and rodney who asked me to paint this huge painting which i have gotten as far as the background but i can not go any further because i am nervous about screwing it up and them not liking me but i think they may already not like me because hi its been 3 months since. i have this saturday off and i have dubbed it big painting day. i plan on taking it on full force. in other news i will show you soon a painting of the best octopus ever. it is a custom requested painting for friend tanya (in picture above going all googly over my kisses). i showed her last night and she actually squeeled. ihope she does not do that again.
-so out of complete frustration and absolute craziness i gave my two week notice to crapland. i am sorta sad that i quit but ya know i would prefer to have my weekends off and direct more attention to things i like doing like painting and reading and having time to complete work from the office and eating and sex and so ya. i was thinking though i will miss giving fashion advise to ladies who did not know what they were doing and i would be all like NO NO NO YOU DO IT LIKE THIS WOMAN and they thought i was right and bought stuff so i figure if i get the urge i will just randomly go into fitting rooms in stores like guess or mex or tristan or like zellers and give random fashion advise like what you see on tlc but i will not give everybody i interfer with free crest premium white strips because well i can not afford that. i can not wait to have my evening and weekends off though. that is exciting.
-bitch is ill. he is breaking down. if he were a used car i would have traded him in by now but the only thing stopping me at this point is that he still able to get his free coffee per week so he is hanging in there. but he has sever tendonitis from working at starbucks for ages and then he got sick so he is this immobile dripping factory of whining. he is marvelous to be around. but i still love him. and yes yes i have heard the comments about handjobs and the lack there of...
-friend tanya totally found a bachelor place down the road from us which can mean trouble and her place is super cute but she has this issue of this smell that is all remincent of an out house and she has to talk to the landlord about that and if its not fixable shes outta there. but its super cute. i guess there is only one thing to say... welcome home tanya.... welcome home.
-at crapland if you totally are super duper sales person and people you work with totally are all like HEY GOOD JOB COWORKER you can get points and with those points you can goto a website where you can redeem your points for stuff well since when i do a good job and customers are all like I LOVE YOU i tell them to tell my manager which they do then suddenly i have points. well in the summer i was able to get a hibachi barbeque or however you spell it and it was neat but it takes forever so i was not that impressed but it was a 60 dollar bbq for free so that was nice. anyway i checked last week and i had enough points for a george foreman grill so i redeemed and i got it on friday and since i had grilling on my mind and so after work i totally bought a bunch of meat and onions and mozzarella cheese and stuff and i made the best burger patties EVER to the point i just finished one sans the bun all atkins style but that was because i was too lazy to prep the bun. anywayanyway the burgers are great and next are steaks but i do not like how it takes the fat out so when the burgers where done i put the fat back on. it tastes better. i am happy with my grill... like this: but i am not smiling because i am fat and am like OH THIS WILL CUT THE FAT OUTTA OF MY DIET AND I WILL BE SKINNY because i am not crazy i like fat since i actually walk places and know how to burn it off but i smiled about the same.
-today it was starting to feel like spring and so i went out walking with bitch and he took some great pictures of random stuff in alleys near cracktown/tranny hooker central near our place. as we toured the alley ways i made sure to navigate our way to the beer store and i was like HEY BITCH LOOK WE ARE RIGHT HERE LETS GO GET BEER but bitch is on this non-drinking thing because he is not feeling well so i was all over the idea and he was complacent and we went and got beer and i then was made to feel like a black sheep by the beer store lady because i do not like hockey or at least watch it so when we left i said GO CANUCKS to redeem but she was busy. oh well. after when we came home we went to my favorite gallery which also happens to be at asian central and it was so busy because it is chinese new year and it was insane but the art there was amazing as usual and so we left quickly because i felt inspired but when i came home i realized i have 3000 documents to type up so now i am posting rather than working from home. the end.
-tada that is the new one. i was super sick on saturday so i called in sick to crapland and i stayed at home and painted. that was the result. it is actually from a sketch of something i did way back when but i like it regardless. of course i do not think it is done but what else is new. i like looking at it. i like the colors i think. and i am going to sell it.
-i went out and bought tons of art supplies with the money i got from my first sold painting. oh this is the one i sold. but you have seen this before. just in case you were wondering what one i sold.
and peter if you say anything this is yours... its awaiting for you to pick it up.
oh and saturday i also finished this one.. sorta. i am anal and need to go over it to fix little blotches i do not like but it looks better than what it did in my opinion which is all that matters because it is mine.
in other news i am better now not so sick but its the aftermath of snot land like every time i swallow its a mouth full of non-sexiness...
-so i am one step closer to being a fucking huge famous artist because i officially sold my first painting because i am great and i could not be happier to have sold it to my friends keenan and jer and ya. enjoy boys. it makes me want to paint more. i want to take the money and put it somewhere on display like scrooge maduck did with his first 10 cents that he ever earned and i want to do that with the money i got but i probably wont because i want to go buy more canvaseses and paint and gel and weird texture things and become even more rich but i probably wont because there are some new ds games i want to buy. oh great thank you keenan and jer for making me even more anti social.
-with my paintings aside i am fucking sick. and i like using the word 'fucking' lately. its a great word. adjective and verb. sometimes noun. anyway i am huge walking snot mess. at least at work i was. now that i am at home i am no longer dripping snot everywhere which is weird i guess the germs know when i am at work and are like LET ALL FLUIDS FLOW SO HE MAY GO HOME but i never go home well i do when i am REALLY sick but then when i get home they sit on the back burner so i can enjoy my beer sans nasal drips. thank you considerate germs.
-i am going to my first gay wedding in march. my old roommate is marrying his boyfriend and i am excited for them. they are cute together and i have never seen lawrence happier. cudos boys. i just do not know what to expect at a gay wedding... i picture after hours and shirtless men and sweat and stuff and i am like whoosh been there done that bought the mug returned it without a receipt and got the current selling price of $0.01. but it is at the fairmont so i know it will be classy. their invitations we are gorgeous too. the tin they came in will hold roaches nicely.
-here is a video of tango. he is awesome. i love him. that is bitch's voice saying "youuuu...where are you?"
-i have been refusing to change my blogger account to the new one because i hate change and all the time when i sign in it is like CHANGE TO THE NEW BLOGGER and i am like no i do not want to and anyway this morning it was like i had no option so i switched. and now it is asking for labels and stuff for my posts.?
-i have a cold. at least the beginning of one. its all cough cough OUCH as my lungs or chest hurt i dont know but my voice is all deep and sexy like i should be 6'7" weighing like 200 or whatever alot of pounds but and i am noticing ladies on the phone are all like HEEEYYYY and i am like hey. not interested. i would probably wanna sleep with me too if i heard how sexy i sounded.
-bitch is like attached to my laptop since we got the internet. no seriously. i came home last night and he was on the couch with the laptop and when i went to bed he was still on the couch with the laptop but he did get up once at one point when i tried to tell him how much i love him and how i almost dumped him when we first started going out because i did not think it was going to go anywhere and he was all disgusted by this and got up and left me on the couch alone and i was like WHAT THE FUCK because if he thought about obviously i fell for the stupid fucker and hi almost 3 years later... anyway we sorted that out. but the other night i was like you have not left the computer for 8 hours right and he said yes and i said you stink and he said EXCUSE ME LIKE WHAT and i said like filth that has been sitting in front of a computer playing on line games all day and he said again LIKE WHAT and i said CPU really slowly and i thought it was the funniest thing and i kept saying GET IT GET IT.... SEEEEE...PEEEEE..EWWWWWWW... and i would laugh. i am hilarious.
