booting the power out

-my weekend was neh whatev. i fell asleep on friday so i did not get all trashed like for saint patricks day. but on saturday after work i came home and bitch and i went to the beer and wine store and as were entering some kids asked us to boot so i was like whatev because i remember being young and asking people to boot for me and i would always get a 40 pounder of old english because it was cheep until one time i got violently ill and spued out my stomach everywhere at a friends house which was the only time i have ever really gotten sick from drinking and anywayanyway they wanted to 26'rs of smirnoff and i was like whoa you two can drink hardcore but after giving it to them like 10 kids came out of no where and joined them and i was like HOW OLD ARE YOU and they said 15!@#! holy shit eh? i felt guilty after that because i totally picture them getting home all trashed and their parents all angry and ask them WHERE DID YOU GET THIS ALCOHOL and they would be like SOME COOL GUY BOUGHT IT FOR US and they she would totally curse me out if she knew me. so we went back home and drank and he had to work the next day so i got loaded just to spite him and be like HAH. sunday rolled around and i was so out of it and then i went out to return some games that rogers kept calling and asking for so i did that and i started to drink wine left over from the night before i cooked a meat loaf but by the time it was done cooking i was passed out so bitch ate it. he took a video of me when i was starting to pass out and i was all like DOOOOONNNNNTTT like a lil 4 year old and then i smack the camera and i bitch about my finger because i burnt it while cooking on the oven rack. i woke up this morning pretty gross feeling.

-while watching the news this morning, the traffic lady started to giggle while talking about how a car hit a power pole. that made me chuckle and then there was this story about some guy who went to costa rica and fell and broke his jaw and then when he woke up in the hospital his kidney was gone. hah sucker. his jaw is still fucked to boot too

-every song i hear on the radio today i keep thinking it is that feist song and i started singing INSIDE AND OUT or whatever she says and then i realize its not even the song. i did some damage to my brain i think.