stoking the internet wine

-more and more i am wanting internet at home for the longest time i did not want it because then i would become a recluse and not like society or anybody unless it was someone i met online and not to mention i would try and 'hook up' with people out of habit from my old slutty-hey-i-saw-your-profile-on-face-pic-lets-go-for-coffee-but-we-both-know-that-actually-means-lets-go-fuck-somewhere-and-never-talk-to-eachother-again-unless-we-see-eachother-around-somewhere-where-we-will-akwardly-say-hi-how-are-you-and-then-walk-away-thinking-WHATWASITHINKINGWHENISCREWEDHIM which is not good since i am now in a relationship coming up to the 2 year mark and ya. but lately i will be sitting at home bored out of my mind and then my mind thinks of something humorous and i think to myself SELF YOU SO NEED TO BLAWG THAT and then come the morning i have forgotten because either i drank too much wine or because i just forgot since i have the memory retention of a dead fish. so i am thinking i need internet because i am starting to feel like a moron since i can not remember shit.



-watching the news the other day in my state of boredom and i saw this story about how the government here are wanting to start a program where they give out free red wine to hardcore homeless drunk people. i blinked and thought HEY I AM GOING TO BECOME HOMELESS AND HAVE MY VICES JUST HANDED TO ME BECAUSE I AM A SOCIAL FUCK UP BUT HEY I GET FREE RED WINE but then i am too vain to allow my appearances turn to shit just for free red wine, but maybe if i become desperate i will go wipe feces all over me and go out and see if i can get some. bitch saw this story too and solidified why he will never be a politician because his comment on this was WHY DONT THEY JUST SHOOT THEM ALL. bitch is so compasionate.

-have i mentioned that i am going to hawaii soon. i am. and i am fucking stoked on the whole thing. i can not believe i just used the word stoked. hawt. that is all