lacing the winnings

-i dislike change and i think i have mentioned that before but one thing i actually hate is buying new shoes and you think being a homo that i would be all like OOO SHOE SHOPPING but i am not and i do not know why but i just hate buying new shoes. my dress shoes are like past the point of death but i am like WHATEV I DONT GIVE A SHIT but then bosslady was like EXCOOOSE ME WHAT IS WONG WIT YOUR SHOOLACES and i look down and they are so old they have done this weird inversion inside out thing and all frayed looking and i was like I HATE SHOE SHOPPING and walked out of her office and it made me think that i have had these dress shoes since like last year around the same time. the heels are all worn away on an angle because i guess i am one of those retarded people who walk all fucked up like and so i guess i am needing to bite the bullet and go buy another pair of dress shoes. gawd damint. payless here i come muthafucka!






-the last several weeks i have been feeling all lucky like and i keep buying these gawd damn scratch and win lottery tickets and i think they should name them scratch and sometimes-win because the name of them is soo effing misleading like hey if i scratch this like scapes i win and then you dont win and you are all like SHIT but lately i have been going YESSSSS and i do that whole thing where i pull my arm in all 90's style because i have actually won money. a week and a bit ago i was at home drinking and i felt guilty that i bought a bottle of crown instead of dinner for dave and i so i went to the corner store and bought a lottery ticket to get it off my mind and i actually won 50 bucks. i was like YESSSS and bought more crown. and then last night i was all bored and had the munchies and i went and bought enough candy to make me bitch about being fat for like 3 days and i bought another ticket and won 20 bucks and i was like YESSSS and i always take them to this store on the way to work where is this lil pudgy balding asian lady works and whenever she scans them she makes the blow up doll face and goes OOOOOOOOO and smiles but today she squinted and was all noise-less. i think she thinks i am like the devil or something who has a thing for scratch and sometimes-wins. whatever brings in the cash....