-i am thinking that the excitement for hawaii is like making me stupid retarded all dyslexic style. last night bitch and i were eating the most amazing dinner i cooked with chicken and alfredo sauce and that is because i am an amazing cook when it comes to chicken and alfredo and bitch leaned over to kiss me thank you and i turned away because it felt like a fucking porcupine touching my face and i was all like NO YOUR TICKERS WHISCKLE and bitch laughed at me like what. then this morning we were lying there and i was trying to get motivated because my dress shirt and pants were yelling to be ironed and bitch goes SO WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT SUCKING COCKS LAST NIGHT and i was like what is he talking about and i said I DONT REMEMBER SOCKING ABOUT TALKING COCKS and bitch laughed at me like what. i do not know. it just pours out of my mouth but in my brain i know what i am wanting to say but it comes out ass backwards which is weird. oh well. i still look good.
-bitch got arrested a short while ago (long story) and when he did he lost his battery to his cell phone so i gave him one of my old phones to use and he just sent me a text asking why i have the word "3sum" saved into the phones dictionary and i was like BECAUSE I HAVE THEM ALL THE TIME all joking but now he is grilling me about three somes via text asking with who and how many times and do i enjoy them which goes to show sarcasm does not translate through text messages very well. i just sent him one back saying I NEED TO WORK STOP and his reply was STOP TEXTING ME THEN. what a bitch.
-so out of a lack of stuff to do and boredom i have decided that tomorrow i am going to get all stupid high school stoned and goto the imax and watch the current 3d movie palying about life in the sea or some shit. last time i saw some 3d imax movie was some cirque de soliel thing and it was good and trippy but at the end when the credits started to roll nobody stood up and i was all stoned thinking um is everybody asleep but no everybody wanted to see the credits because they were 3d too and i was like this is fucked but no one else was standing up and i was too stoned to be the first just in case so it was possible that all those people were stoned waiting for someone to stand up too but did not want to be the first. i will see what happens tomorrow evening...
speaking of stoned... happy 4:20 biatches. hah. i really am not caring about 4:20 but i remember this time last year i got to leave the office early because i had an insurance test to take and when i came back to downtown i was like whoa look at the art gallery cause it was full of people smoking pot which people do today all together at 4:20 and it makes downtown smell like a house in coquitlam (hah. i am super funny and if you live in bc then you will get that joke about grow ops)...
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